Slap it and tap it, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers


Again, so, so sorry
Doctors in India are operating to remove four limbs from a girl born with eight limbs, four arms and four legs. It won’t be cheap, this operation will cost an arm and a leg.

Yikes
Presidential candidate Ron Paul is a congressman and doctor, a practicing gynecologist. Just what you want in a president, a guy who has been in some tight situations.


Presidential candidate Ron Paul is a congressman and doctor, a practicing gynecologist. I don’t know about electing a gynecologist, what with the price of oil, the threat of terrorism and the Iraq war, I think what we need is a proctologist.

Take that
TV stars, like Eva Langoria, are delivering food to the picketing TV writers; after the strike, it will be easy to spot the actors who didn’t support the striking writers; “What is my motivation in this scene where I get sexually molested by an incontinent chimp?”