Thursday, October 18, 2007

We gonna drop it wide, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers

It’s going down

The value of real estate is in trouble. But if you think you have it bad, last month, Britney Spears’s home went down in value 25%. But that’s mostly because she drove it into a parked car.

The Colorado Rockies swept the Arizona Diamondbacks and continue their 21-out-of-22-game-streak to go to the World Series; in a related story, Chicago Cubs fans are unfamiliar with half the words in that last sentence.

Or Death on a Plate
Hardee's rolled out a Breakfast Burrito: two egg omelets filled with bacon, sausage, diced ham, cheddar cheese, hash browns and sausage gravy, all wrapped inside a flour tortilla. The burrito contains 920 calories and 60 grams of fat. It’s called the “Why the World Hates Us” burrito.

One last shot
A survey asked what people would do if they knew they only had one hour to live. Most people said they would spend it with their family, and Donald Trump said he would call Rosie O’Donnell and insult her one last time.

Sounds familiar
Intelligence information claims al Qaeda is seriously hurting. In a desperate marketing ploy to attract more supporters, al Qaeda is changing its name to the Los Angeles al Qaedas of Anaheim.

In Chicago they are conducting a study of gay brothers to determine if homosexuality is caused by DNA. It’s called: Putting the “Heeeyyyy” in DNA.

Since you asked:
Now that the Cubs are gone - and no, I am not bitter, it was a good season and they ran into a damn hot team and lost - who do we want in the World Series? Tonight I am for Boston because I want to see the series extended. Gonna get me some hot ribs and some cold beer and enjoy Hi Def Boston in Autumn while looking forward to going out and Paddleboarding in La Jolla in the AM.

But, as much as I like Boston, I think they got their fair dose a few years ago and I would like to see a Cleveland-Rockies series. We know that Cleveland rocks, do we know if the Rockies cleave? As far as I know none of them are butchers, but who knows?

Saw Rebecca Romaijn on "Late Show" with Dave, and can I say, wow, wow, wow, a side of wow and a hot steaming bowl of wow soup? But here is my question: when Rebecca saw "Stand By Me" did it occur to her that she would want to marry the fat kid?