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How about the sinkhole and mudslide in wealthy La Jolla? Everything came crashing down so fast they had to rename La Jolla: The New York Mets.

A survey in “Self” magazine claims 52% of people said they have had sex with someone at work; unless you work for the New York Mets, than everyone got screwed.

The hookers in Times Square are offering a New York Mets special. It’s $50, you can’t go all the way, but they will really suck.

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How about the sinkhole and mudslide in wealthy La Jolla? To give you an idea how bad it was, one Starbucks slid inside of another Starbucks.

How about the sinkhole and mudslide in wealthy La Jolla? To give you an idea how bad one road was so damaged, La Jollans actually had to shift their Hummers into four wheel drive for the first time.

Two houses slid down a hill and 15 more could slide down; and they say California real estate isn’t moving these days.

How about the sinkhole and mudslide in wealthy La Jolla? Two houses slid down a hill and 15 more might. In case you don’t know, La Jolla is an old Spanish word that means: Watch out for falling rich people.

How about the sinkhole and mudslide in wealthy La Jolla? It was traumatic, in one case the butler’s cottage nearly came in contact with the main house. It was horrible.

How about the sinkhole and mudslide in wealthy La Jolla? That’s the great thing about mudslides and earthquakes in California, if you don’t like your neighborhood, just wait, it can change.

How about the sinkhole and mudslide in wealthy La Jolla? It was a awkward, when President Bush was informed about the houses sliding in La Jolla he said; “We will send some aid to La Jolla just as soon as we help those other poor folks in Lah Gallah.”