It is hard out here
Why we got to go and start a ruckus all up in here, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers?
Not good
The bad news? Iran announced they have enriched uranium; the worse news? President Bush thinks enriched uranium is a breakfast cereal.
Don’t forget General Principles
More Generals are demanding that Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld resign including General Mills, General Motors and even General Admission.
President Bush announced that besieged Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld has his full support; which of course means that Rumsfeld is hopelessly screwed.
Getting late
If you haven’t done your taxes yet, here are your options: you can file for an extension, you can try and call H & R Block, or you can go out to dinner with Robert Blake.
He wants to keep those
To help get out of debt, Michael Jackson is selling some of his Beatles catalog; except for “This Boy” “Little Child” and “Everybody’s Got Something to Hide But Me and My Monkey” Michael can bare to part with them.
Another option
If you haven’t done your taxes yet, here are your options: you can file for an extension, you can try and call H & R Block, or you can go quail hunting with Dick Cheney.
That would do it
A 30-year-old Alabama high school teacher had sex with four of her students and plotted with one of them to kill her husband. If she really wanted to kill her husband she could have made him have sex with her as much as four high school boys.
Not nice
An article in “Sports Illustrated” revealed that Los Angeles Laker Kobe Bryant has as low a Q rating (which measures celebrity likeability) as Robert Blake. Well sure, at least Robert Blake takes his women out to dinner before he attacks them, Kobe has them deliver his food first.
An article in “Sports Illustrated” revealed that Los Angeles Laker Kobe Bryant has a really low Q rating, which measures celebrity likeability. That’s especially bad when you consider Kobe’s poor rating includes the jeweler who sold him a four million dollar diamond ring.
Republicans are serious about trying to get rid of the 12 million illegal immigrants in the U.S. In fact, they are so serious about getting rid of them they are considering putting the illegal immigrants on a show on NBC.
Sounds about right
The NBA playoffs begin in less than a week, or as the New York Knicks call this time of year, April.
Not good
The bad news? Iran announced they have enriched uranium; the worse news? President Bush thinks enriched uranium is a breakfast cereal.
Don’t forget General Principles
More Generals are demanding that Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld resign including General Mills, General Motors and even General Admission.
President Bush announced that besieged Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld has his full support; which of course means that Rumsfeld is hopelessly screwed.
Getting late
If you haven’t done your taxes yet, here are your options: you can file for an extension, you can try and call H & R Block, or you can go out to dinner with Robert Blake.
He wants to keep those
To help get out of debt, Michael Jackson is selling some of his Beatles catalog; except for “This Boy” “Little Child” and “Everybody’s Got Something to Hide But Me and My Monkey” Michael can bare to part with them.
Another option
If you haven’t done your taxes yet, here are your options: you can file for an extension, you can try and call H & R Block, or you can go quail hunting with Dick Cheney.
That would do it
A 30-year-old Alabama high school teacher had sex with four of her students and plotted with one of them to kill her husband. If she really wanted to kill her husband she could have made him have sex with her as much as four high school boys.
Not nice
An article in “Sports Illustrated” revealed that Los Angeles Laker Kobe Bryant has as low a Q rating (which measures celebrity likeability) as Robert Blake. Well sure, at least Robert Blake takes his women out to dinner before he attacks them, Kobe has them deliver his food first.
An article in “Sports Illustrated” revealed that Los Angeles Laker Kobe Bryant has a really low Q rating, which measures celebrity likeability. That’s especially bad when you consider Kobe’s poor rating includes the jeweler who sold him a four million dollar diamond ring.
Republicans are serious about trying to get rid of the 12 million illegal immigrants in the U.S. In fact, they are so serious about getting rid of them they are considering putting the illegal immigrants on a show on NBC.
Sounds about right
The NBA playoffs begin in less than a week, or as the New York Knicks call this time of year, April.
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