We gonna do this? We gonna do this? Oh, it’s so on, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers
Ruling
In Tennessee, two parents have been given two years probation for hiring a stripper to perform at their son’s 16th birthday party. The Tennessee judge ruled that the parents couldn’t hire a stripper for their son’s 16th birthday no matter how bad his sister needed the money.
Them too
Guess who participated in the Pamplona Spain Running of the Bulls? Ex-Chicago Bull Dennis Rodman. That’s insane, who would want to run in front of something that big, scary, ugly and crazy with a ring stuck in its nose? And besides Rodman, the Bulls are pretty dangerous as well.
A sure sign
Despite a huge drop in both his weight and his home runs, New York Yankee Jason Giambi still vehemently denies he ever used steroids. See, I’m not so sure. Yesterday when Giambi was running to first, his tail fell off.
Watching his step
O.J. Simpson's neighbors phoned the cops last Monday while his girlfriend was beating him. O.J. couldn’t defend himself, he knew that if he hurt her he could go to jail, after all, he’s in Florida, not California.
Ouch
A new study has found that obese people can lose more weight by walking slowly, than by jogging. Obese people do lose weight by jogging, but most of that weight is lost due to chafing.
A new study has found that obese people can lose more weight by walking slowly, than by jogging. So, anyone meeting Kirstie Alley at the all-you-can-eat buffet, she’ll be a little late.
Mean
“The Fantastic Four” is number one at the box office. That’s the movie that came up with the stupid idea of making Jessica Alba invisible. Why make beautiful Jessica Alba invisible? Now if they made Camilla Parker Bowles invisible, I’d be impressed.
“The Fantastic Four” is number one at the box office. That’s the movie that came up with the brilliant idea of making Jessica Alba invisible. That’s like dating Paris Hilton for her brains.
Close call
Hurricane Dennis didn’t do as much damage as was predicted. In the Florida panhandle the only damage was when a teacher bumped her head when she was blown out of her student’s bed.
Ruling
In Tennessee, two parents have been given two years probation for hiring a stripper to perform at their son’s 16th birthday party. The Tennessee judge ruled that the parents couldn’t hire a stripper for their son’s 16th birthday no matter how bad his sister needed the money.
Them too
Guess who participated in the Pamplona Spain Running of the Bulls? Ex-Chicago Bull Dennis Rodman. That’s insane, who would want to run in front of something that big, scary, ugly and crazy with a ring stuck in its nose? And besides Rodman, the Bulls are pretty dangerous as well.
A sure sign
Despite a huge drop in both his weight and his home runs, New York Yankee Jason Giambi still vehemently denies he ever used steroids. See, I’m not so sure. Yesterday when Giambi was running to first, his tail fell off.
Watching his step
O.J. Simpson's neighbors phoned the cops last Monday while his girlfriend was beating him. O.J. couldn’t defend himself, he knew that if he hurt her he could go to jail, after all, he’s in Florida, not California.
Ouch
A new study has found that obese people can lose more weight by walking slowly, than by jogging. Obese people do lose weight by jogging, but most of that weight is lost due to chafing.
A new study has found that obese people can lose more weight by walking slowly, than by jogging. So, anyone meeting Kirstie Alley at the all-you-can-eat buffet, she’ll be a little late.
Mean
“The Fantastic Four” is number one at the box office. That’s the movie that came up with the stupid idea of making Jessica Alba invisible. Why make beautiful Jessica Alba invisible? Now if they made Camilla Parker Bowles invisible, I’d be impressed.
“The Fantastic Four” is number one at the box office. That’s the movie that came up with the brilliant idea of making Jessica Alba invisible. That’s like dating Paris Hilton for her brains.
Close call
Hurricane Dennis didn’t do as much damage as was predicted. In the Florida panhandle the only damage was when a teacher bumped her head when she was blown out of her student’s bed.
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