That, uh, that just ain’t hooked up right is all, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers
Introducing the perfume: Ode to Window Treatment
Swedish researchers have found that gay men and women respond in the same way to an odor involved in sexual arousal. In a related story, sales of the men’s cologne Essence of Elton John skyrocketed.
Swedish researchers have found that gay and straight men respond differently to two odors that are involved in sexual arousal. In a related story, sales of the cologne Essence of Ryan Seacrest have plummeted outside of the gay community.
Swedish researchers have found that gay and straight men respond differently to two odors that are involved in sexual arousal and that gay men respond in the same way as women. For example, gay men and women just weren’t attracted to Home Depot’s new line of Beer and Brat cologne.
Swedish researchers have found that gay men and women respond in the same way to an odor involved in sexual arousal. In a related story, Macy’s offered Camilla Parker Bowles a million dollars for the name of her perfume.
And last but not paid least . . .
I can’t believe it made it this fast, but the new George Steinbrenner’s brand of Bellamy Road Glue is available in a store near you.
George Steinbrenner’s horse, overwhelmingly favorite Bellamy Road finished seventh in the Kentucky Derby. At least it was in the race longer then the New York Yankees.
(From the pride of Palo Alto, Janice Hough)
George Steinbrenner’s horse, the overwhelmingly favorite Bellamy Road, finished seventh in the Kentucky Derby and his highest paid New York Yankees are near last in their division. Man, I wouldn’t want to be on one of Steinbrenner’s American Ship Company built ships right now.
George Steinbrenner’s horse, the overwhelmingly favorite Bellamy Road, finished seventh in the Kentucky Derby and his highest paid New York Yankees are near last in their division. This just in: George Steinbrenner’s limo blew a gasket on the way to Yankee stadium and is stranded on the FDR drive.
Georgia on his mind
There was an awkward moment when President Bush arrived in the formerly U.S.S.R. country of Georgia. The first thing Bush said was; “I love your peaches.”
Or
There was an awkward moment when President Bush arrived in the formerly U.S.S.R. country of Georgia when he said; “Congratulations to your Atlanta Braves.”
Since you asked and all:
Is there a song better than Bruce Springsteen’s “Jungleland”? OK, stupid question. Yes, there are, but that is one great song. It is a “Sopranos” episode with an awesome piano, screaming guitars, and an amazing, soaring, goose-bump inducing sax jam featuring the Big Man, Clarence Clemmons.
It has been in my head for two days and I couldn’t be happier. I know a song is good is when I feel sad that my parents aren’t around to hear what I’m hearing.
Derby Days
I have no right to be so proud of my old Kentucky home, Louisville, but after every Kentucky Derby I veritably beam with pride. Great job, as always, Lou-ah-vull. Great city, wonderful people. If I could have picked a place to be born I couldn’t have done better.
Most underrated movie lines ever?
From Sam Rockwell’s character Guy in “Galaxy Quest.”
“Uh, guys. There’s a red thingy moving towards the green thingy. I think we’re the green thingy.”
Or
“Wait, don't open that. It's an alien planet. Is there air? You don't know.”
Or
“Hey guys, get a room, OK? Oh, that’s not right. No.”
or
"Are we doing episode 81? Are we doing episode 81? Are we doing episode 81? ‘CAUSE I DIED IN EPISODE 81.”
Since you asked, the return:
I have replayed the TiVo'd awesome Amy Poehler “SNL Weekend Update” Angelina Jolie tirade so many times Amy is going to swear out a restraining order against me.
The scorcher is when Amy finishes with;
“Have you ever won Burlington, MA Baby Sitter of the Month, hotshot? I have, so call me when you do.”
Tina Fey’s next item?
“This just in. Angelina Jolie has just been named Burlington, MA “Baby Sitter of the Month.”
Off camera we hear Amy yell: “Dammit.”
As Johnny would say, "That, uh, that's good stuff."
Introducing the perfume: Ode to Window Treatment
Swedish researchers have found that gay men and women respond in the same way to an odor involved in sexual arousal. In a related story, sales of the men’s cologne Essence of Elton John skyrocketed.
Swedish researchers have found that gay and straight men respond differently to two odors that are involved in sexual arousal. In a related story, sales of the cologne Essence of Ryan Seacrest have plummeted outside of the gay community.
Swedish researchers have found that gay and straight men respond differently to two odors that are involved in sexual arousal and that gay men respond in the same way as women. For example, gay men and women just weren’t attracted to Home Depot’s new line of Beer and Brat cologne.
Swedish researchers have found that gay men and women respond in the same way to an odor involved in sexual arousal. In a related story, Macy’s offered Camilla Parker Bowles a million dollars for the name of her perfume.
And last but not paid least . . .
I can’t believe it made it this fast, but the new George Steinbrenner’s brand of Bellamy Road Glue is available in a store near you.
George Steinbrenner’s horse, overwhelmingly favorite Bellamy Road finished seventh in the Kentucky Derby. At least it was in the race longer then the New York Yankees.
(From the pride of Palo Alto, Janice Hough)
George Steinbrenner’s horse, the overwhelmingly favorite Bellamy Road, finished seventh in the Kentucky Derby and his highest paid New York Yankees are near last in their division. Man, I wouldn’t want to be on one of Steinbrenner’s American Ship Company built ships right now.
George Steinbrenner’s horse, the overwhelmingly favorite Bellamy Road, finished seventh in the Kentucky Derby and his highest paid New York Yankees are near last in their division. This just in: George Steinbrenner’s limo blew a gasket on the way to Yankee stadium and is stranded on the FDR drive.
Georgia on his mind
There was an awkward moment when President Bush arrived in the formerly U.S.S.R. country of Georgia. The first thing Bush said was; “I love your peaches.”
Or
There was an awkward moment when President Bush arrived in the formerly U.S.S.R. country of Georgia when he said; “Congratulations to your Atlanta Braves.”
Since you asked and all:
Is there a song better than Bruce Springsteen’s “Jungleland”? OK, stupid question. Yes, there are, but that is one great song. It is a “Sopranos” episode with an awesome piano, screaming guitars, and an amazing, soaring, goose-bump inducing sax jam featuring the Big Man, Clarence Clemmons.
It has been in my head for two days and I couldn’t be happier. I know a song is good is when I feel sad that my parents aren’t around to hear what I’m hearing.
Derby Days
I have no right to be so proud of my old Kentucky home, Louisville, but after every Kentucky Derby I veritably beam with pride. Great job, as always, Lou-ah-vull. Great city, wonderful people. If I could have picked a place to be born I couldn’t have done better.
Most underrated movie lines ever?
From Sam Rockwell’s character Guy in “Galaxy Quest.”
“Uh, guys. There’s a red thingy moving towards the green thingy. I think we’re the green thingy.”
Or
“Wait, don't open that. It's an alien planet. Is there air? You don't know.”
Or
“Hey guys, get a room, OK? Oh, that’s not right. No.”
or
"Are we doing episode 81? Are we doing episode 81? Are we doing episode 81? ‘CAUSE I DIED IN EPISODE 81.”
Since you asked, the return:
I have replayed the TiVo'd awesome Amy Poehler “SNL Weekend Update” Angelina Jolie tirade so many times Amy is going to swear out a restraining order against me.
The scorcher is when Amy finishes with;
“Have you ever won Burlington, MA Baby Sitter of the Month, hotshot? I have, so call me when you do.”
Tina Fey’s next item?
“This just in. Angelina Jolie has just been named Burlington, MA “Baby Sitter of the Month.”
Off camera we hear Amy yell: “Dammit.”
As Johnny would say, "That, uh, that's good stuff."
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