Whoa, we slammin' like the proverbial one-armed-paper-hanger up in this Hizzy, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers

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I’m not sure ABC was sincere in their apology for their “Desperate Housewives” skit on “Monday Night Football.” ABC said;

“So sorry about the “Desperate Housewives” skit which airs on ABC at nine on Sundays, eight central time, repeat “Desperate Housewives” on ABC on Sundays at nine, eight central.

How in the world did Terrell Owens concentrate enough to catch three touchdown passes after filming in front of a naked Nicolette Sheridan? And he accuses Jeff Garcia of being gay?

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A spokesperson for the Vibe Awards said that Monday’s stabbing would not mar the event and the Vibe Awards will continue next year. In addition, he added that several security positions for next year’s Vibe Awards have now suddenly become available.


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Whew, been slogging away at yet another lengthy outside-the-normal load writing project.

Slats, and Nuggies, we may have had a communication error. When I said I wanted to be a comedy writer, that didn’t mean I wanted to have to write comedy all damn day. That meant I wanted to drink wine, eat grilled Chicago sausages with mustard, play the harmonica, computer poker and take lots and lots of naps while people paid me lots and lots of cash. Repeat. Lots and lots of naps with lots and lots of cash. Are we clear on this?

It’s like the great satirist Peter DeVries said; “I love being a writer, I just hate all of the paperwork.”