We right for the weekend all up in here, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers

That’s strange
Michael Jackson is for same sex marriage. Which is odd because Michael isn’t even the same sex he used to be.

You lose you win, you win you win, you can’t lose
*55-year-old George Foreman said he might make a boxing comeback. He can’t lose. Anyone who tries to hit Foreman can be charged with elder abuse.

That was quick
*The Drudge Report claims a scandal is about to break exposing an affair John Kerry had with an intern. In a blink of an eye, Kerry has gone from a poor man’s Kennedy to a poor man’s Clinton.

To a lot of guys, it’s not the fact that John Kerry cheated on his first wife that bothers them, it’s the fact that he cheated on his first wife’s $300 million. What is he, nuts?

Settle down, you fierce person
*The first gay marriage license was issued in San Francisco. Opponents of gay marriage are up in arms. They should just relax and think of it as the institution of marriage getting a queer makeover.

Double dog?
Guess who made the Men’s Journal’s “The 25 Toughest Guys in America” list? Hillary Clinton. She was 25th. Any guy who doesn’t think Hillary deserves to be on the list? Go ahead and tell her. We double dog dare you.