We all silly like that, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers


Oh, this is going to be gooooooood
*Liza Minelli’s former husband David Gest is suing Liza claiming spouse abuse. And if Liza was the one who put on David’s Qusay-cadaver-like make-up, he might just have a strong case.

Man, oh, man, this Liza/David Gest law suit promises to be juicy. There are details coming out about Gest that are so nasty, they could actually make Michael Jackson blush.

Rush the passer
*Miami Dolphins linebacker Junior Seau joked that the only way to stop San Diego Chargers running back LaDanian Tomlinson is to “fill him up with chicken and watermelon.” Tomlinson is black. Good thing Junior is Samoan, if he were white he’d have to quit and announce he has a prescription drug problem.

Now starring
*Whitney Houston and husband Bobby Brown have announced that they will release a full-length feature film together. The working movie title is; “Call our Lawyer, Post My Bail.”

That, or I think it’s called “Dude, Where’s My House?”


What position did Mingo play?
*By the way, did you know that Florida Marlins second baseman, Bret Boone, and his brother announcer, Aaron, are distant relatives of pioneer explorer Daniel Boone? This explains the raccoon tail sticking out from under the back of their batting helmets.