Update on Dork-gate.
Now I am starting to feel bad for the kid. Apparently he is a big-time Cub fan, good guy, teaches little league and he didn't see Alou and just reacted. Like a lot of avid - or rabid - Cubs fan, I think I projected - to use psycho-babble - my anger on the result of what happened over to the fan. He was going for a souvenir. I would have probably done the same thing. Let's let him off the hook.

With the world watching, this would be really bad time for Cubs fans to be bad, and screaming for this POOR guy's blood would be bad.

But when the Cubs are on the field, STAY AWAY FROM CONTESTED FOUL BALLS, FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING DECENT.

But that frickin' BILLY goat, he is going to fry . . .