Monday, May 05, 2003

Oh, pulizzle, my burizzle, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers
(Even I don't know what that means, and I wrote it)

A proactive freak
*Researchers have found that the obesity epidemic also includes toddlers. Toddlers are obese. This is a serious health problem. In fact, today Michael Jackson installed five treadmills at the Neverland Ranch.