Saturday, March 29, 2003

You gots to roll with it, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers

Moore is less
The reason Michael Moore loves causing controversy is that, unlike in his earlier life, he can now annoy people without ending up with his head in a flushed toilet.

If it’s true that Hollywood is like high school with money, doesn’t Michael Moore look like the guy voted most likely to get a swirlie?

Doesn’t Michael Moore look like that one guy in high school gym class who could never figure out how to correctly wear the athletic supporter?

“No, Michael, for the last time, it goes on the inside.”