Now are you feelin' the love, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers?

Oh, get over yourselves, Supreme Court persons
A gay-rights case before the Supreme court tests a ruling that upheld a ban on homosexual sex. Today the court heard oral arguments. Tomorrow they talk about all the other stuff.

Method to the badness
Last night CBS had a one-hour special, Celine Dion live in concert. This concert was broadcast at the exact same time we are trying to get Iraq to surrender. Coincidence? I think not.

If you don’t write I’m opposed to violence, I’ll kill you
At an Oscar Party, Tim Robbins came up to this Washington Post reporter and threatened him not to ever write about him and his family again. So Robbins is OK with Saddam killing and torturing, but if Saddam ever wrote a piece about Robbin’s family, then he would want him dead.

As they separated the two, Robbins yelled to the reporter; “If you don’t believe I’m for peace, I’ll kill you.”

Can I just say one thing? Ewwwww
Roman Polanski could not make it to the Oscars to pick up his best director award. He was babysitting.

It’s not just me
Did you see Michael Moore at the Oscars in his tuxedo? Was it just me, or did Moore look like the high school shop teach chaperoning at the Prom?

Now that’s embarrassing
It happened again. This time a woman in long island is accused of running over her husband with her mini van over a house payment argument. At least the guy in Texas got it from a Mercedes over a girlfriend. Who would’ve thought he’d wind up the lucky one?

That and wine and whining
According to the Journal of Psychosomatic Medicine, the more female friends you have, the less likely you are to have a heart attack. So apparently gossip cures heart disease.

Off the air
Iraqi television is now off the air. Kind of like Connie Chung.

Cheap shot
New evidence reveals that Neanderthals were not the ham-fisted cavemen often portrayed in cartoons, but had at least as much coordination and dexterity as modern humans. And even more coordinated than the New York Mets.

Can just say one thing? Ewwwww, two
The Supreme Court probably will strike down a Texas law that makes sodomy illegal. Apparently the case against the anti-sodomy law has a lot of force behind it.