Saturday, August 03, 2002

Happy Birthday Ann Caroline Kaseberg. My little adorable and funny daughter is four today, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers.

Bill Clinton said he would fight for Israel. Whoa, Palestinians have to be shaking right about now. By fighting of course, Clinton means going to London and enrolling in more classes at Oxford. What is Clinton thinking? His threatening to fight is about as credible as Madonna threatening a vow of chasity. Clinton's idea of hand to hand combat involves a cigar and an intern.There are some guys you would want next to you in battle. Then there are guys like Clinton who you want next to you just so you know he isn't trying to make a move on your sister.

All the enemy would have to do is send over one attractive female soldier and Clinton would surrender just for the opportunity to be frisked. Clinton offering to fight is almost as scary as Rosie O’Donnell threatening to go on a hunger strike. (OK, now that is just plain mean)

Can you imagine Bill Clinton in the military? Clinton's has a far differant idea of what constitutes a close order drill.

Clinton: "Uh, Sarge, can we go over that; "This is my rifle this is my gun, this is for fighting, this is for fun" thing again?"