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Delaware Sen. Candidate, Christine O’Donnell is against masturbation. There is something weird about someone being against masturbation, I just can’t put my finger on it.

A café in Brooklyn is selling a cup of coffee for $12. It is called a Grande Cup-o-douche-bag.

Delaware Sen. Candidate, Christine O’Donnell is against masturbation, she said she is a witch and now she claims scientists have put human brains in mice. She is officially the craziest O’Donnell there is and that is saying something with Rosie out there.

Delaware Sen. Candidate, Christine O’Donnell is against masturbation. That takes the oh out of O’Donnell.

She may be crazy, but I like that Delaware Sen. Candidate, Christine O’Donnell, she looks like the excited woman handing out the nametags at the 20-year high school reunion.

She may be crazy, but I like that Delaware Sen. Candidate, Christine O’Donnell, she looks like the real estate lady with her face on the bus stop bench.

She may be crazy, but I like that Delaware Sen. Candidate, Christine O’Donnell, she looks like the flight attendant who calls everybody hon. “Hi hon, could you put your seat up?”

She may be crazy, but I like that Delaware Sen. Candidate, Christine O’Donnell, she looks like the mom at the grade school fundraiser calling out the raffle winners.

She may be crazy, but I like that Delaware Sen. Candidate, Christine O’Donnell, she looks like the mom who throws the big Halloween party on your street.

She may be crazy, but I like that Delaware Sen. Candidate, Christine O’Donnell, she looks like the bank manager who smiles when she tells the person they don’t accept third-party checks.

Lindsay Lohan is out on bail after just 15 hours jail. I spent more time than that on hold with my Internet provider’s helpline.

Since you asked:
Four words: How ‘bout ‘dem Bearsssssssssssssssssssss? Found a way to win against, quite frankly, a more talented team in Green Bay. That Jake Cutler has the heart of a Mississippi riverboat gambler. He is Kenny “The Snake” Stabler, Don Meredith, Dan Fouts old school.

But that Green Bay’s Clay Mathews is a bonafide rock star. With those flowing flaxen locks and that Geronimo profile, he is a combination of Dick Butkus and the Red Hot Chili Peppers Anthony Kiedis with a marauding Viking thrown in there.

If Nike or Rebook or somebody was smart, they would jump all over that guy and launch a full-blown David Beckham-like campaign. Shoes, clothes, posters, cologne, hair products. He is the non-Somoan Troy Polamalu. All out on every single play.

So Sunday is all time all time. Beautiful day, great waves, gorgeous water. Ten out of ten. Then I come home and it's time to pick up the dog poops.

Talk about 200 mph to zero in one minute.