Whoo, doggies, I just did the do to the do 'till it was did, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers.

Feel so good I could swear I was chewing on some of Paris Hilton's gum.


Good news, that whacko Terry Jones isn't going to burn the Korans, he found a much smarter and practical means of protest: he is going to bust up DVD's of Disney's "Aladdin."