The good news? The National Bureau of Economic Research announced the recession is over. The bad news? The National Bureau of Economic Research was just laid off.



On Sunday, a French quadruple amputee swam the English Channel. Also on Sunday, I was going to order Chinese food delivered, but couldn't because their number was not on my speed dial.


Maybe I am crazy, but I still think we should merge Justin Bieber with Michael Buble and form: Justichael Bieberbub.