This is where the Argentine magic happened last night. Only behind in the kettle Weber

OMG, we got TMI in our LOL from our BFF, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers

"People" asked celebrities what super power they would want and Rumor Willis replied to teleport. Makes sense, she could teleport back in time and tell her parents, Bruce Willis and Demi Moore, not to name her Rumor.

This beer summit concept has caught on fire in Washington. Today, Bill Clinton has called for a Jager-shot-out-of-a-chubby-intern's-naval summit.

You have to believe President Barack Obama regrets yesterday’s beer summit; can you imagine being hung-over and listening to Joe Biden?


Barack Obama’s beer summit went so well, tonight Sarah Palin is going to have a beer summit tonight with the voices in her head.

The beer summit went well at the White House. The only tension was when they had to call the secret service in to kick Ted Kennedy out.

You know guys are going to take this concept and run with it. "No, honey, I'm not drinking with the boys, I am involved in an important beer summit."

Outspoken vehement anti-steroid slugger, Boston Red Sox’s David Ortiz, is the latest big name to leak out of the MLB steroid user list of 2003. If this list leaked any slower it would need to take Flomax.

In Oregon, an 81-year-old man qualified for a NASCAR series race; it was a little awkward, he was trying to make it to Applebee’s for the early bird special and got mixed up in the race.

In Oregon, an 81-year-old man qualified for a NASCAR race; this comes a few weeks after a 59-year-old Tom Watson almost won the British Open. And in Florida, a 94-year-old man, thanks to Viagra, won the Sunny Hills Retirement Home and Nudest Colony’s donut carrying contest.

In nutritional news, before speaking at an anti-obesity conference, Bill Clinton was seen gorging on a double cheeseburger, milkshake and fries at a greasy fast food joint. Is Clinton a flaming hypocrite? It all depends on what your definition of is is.

Congress is considering taxing plastic surgery. Great. They waited until after Michael Jackson’s gone to think of this?

After world records were broken with a new faster body suit at the World Championships, swimming is going to ban the use of the new suits. Good. If swimmers want an unfair advantage they are going to have to get it the old fashioned way: performance enhancing drugs.

Nineteen people were arrested in Connecticut for allegedly running a finch- and canary-fighting ring. The culprits at first denied the charges, but when questioned further they sang like, well, canaries.

Nineteen people were arrested in Connecticut for allegedly running a finch- and canary-fighting ring. They were placed in jail without bail because the culprits were considered, wait for it, a flight risk.

All I'm saying is Kate Middleton strikes me as the girl in all of the Rolling Stones songs, from the wine sipping aristocrat in "You Can't Always Get What You Want" to the nasty boot wearing trollop in "Can't You Hear Me Knockin'."

I'm starting to worry I may have an unhealthy fixation on Kate Middleton . . . nahhhhhhh.

You may be a douche bag if . . . you have ever parked from more than ten seconds in a red fire zone.

Man, I had no idea the word-of-mouth would make the box office tank on "Bruno." A concept can be clever, the promos can look funny, but the movie can still suck I guess.

Even though Sacha Baron Cohen is honestly brilliant and he is making fun of a gay character, not a real gay man, practical jokes do have a predisposition for meanness that can cause the cringe factor to be way too high, no matter how unsympathetic or unlikeable the victim is.

Argentine Grilling last nicht? Off the charts. You simply cannot make a bad steak if you marinate it in olive oil and cook it indirectly and slower with wood lump charcoal, salting it and then putting it over the hot coals to sear it in the end.

The element that is so crucial is the wood smoking. It improves the taste and the texture allowing you to finish it off a perfect medium rare. You get away with a steak being a touch more rare on the medium rare side due to the slight pink smoking that occurs. And I tend to think the slower initial cooking causes the juices to stay locked in better. And the salt is allowed to melt in and blend with the meat longer.

Facebook update.

Facebook is a mixed blessing. On one hand I can keep up easily with many people I couldn't keep up with before. On the downside, I get to see that every late teen to early 20 youth in this country acts like a gang member when they get their picture taken, snarling and giving the finger or gang signs, they all have bleached too white teeth, the women all have that ubiquitous red/blonde/brunette colored iron straight hair and a cheap spray on tan and they are usually falling-down drunk.

If that is the sign of things to come for Ann Caroline I am moving someplace remote.