Wednesday, April 01, 2009

Cletus “T-Bone” Terhune all up in this pieceizzy, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers

Not good
Dennis Rodman was fired by Donald Trump on “Celebrity Apprentice.” Dennis’s chances were not good when Joan and Melissa Rivers weren’t the scariest looking ones in the boardroom.

Dennis Rodman was fired by Donald Trump on “Celebrity Apprentice.” Joan Rivers was so shocked her eyebrow almost moved.

The crazy octomom, Nadiya Suleman, refuses to divulge the name of the father. Thus earning the undying gratitude of an eternally grateful Tom Brady.

Same thing
We started with 64 and just like that we are down to the final four. But enough about the US’s solvent financial institutions, the NCAA tournament is down to the semi finals.

A study reveals the state of Louisiana is the unhealthiest state. What do you expect? The Louisiana state motto is “Does this look infected to you?”

What do you expect? Louisiana’s state bird is a Popeye’s fried chicken.

Matt Lauer took time off the today show after injuring his shoulder after running into a deer on his bicycle. Lauer said it was creepy, right before he hit the deer it froze like a Kathy Lee Gifford in the headlights.

President Barack Obama only has one team from his brackets in the final four, North Carolina. His other picks, Memphis, Louisville and Pittsburgh all lost. This just in, Memphis, Louisville and Pittsburgh have had a hold placed on their stimulus package funds.

Since you asked:

As I wait for my upcoming sob-fest to arrive via the mail from Amazon, i.e. the “Marley & Me” DVD, let’s do a little segment all the good people here at a.L.b.b. like to call:

Doting on the doggies

Kasey is getting up there but she is still as cute as she can be. Her face is all white and she can’t hear or see all that well, but she is every bit as sweet as ever. Now, when I am sitting on the floor, she likes to nuzzle her little look-of-worried-concern furrowed eyebrows against my leg.

Plus Kasey has always been a shameless tummy rub con artist. She hunkers down acting all cute to get you to pet her and the second you scratch her back, she flops over on her back with her paws dropping down up by her fuzzy face with a look of “Well? What are you waiting for?”

Wrigley Telluride is one dunderheaded dog, but he is awful cute. He likes to sit right and front of me with his ears pinned back and a goofy grin on his hound-doggy face as his head and shoulders subtly sway right to left because he is sitting on his wagging tail. He arches his head up and back when you scratch his chest

If I am sitting on the couch Wrigley will foist his big goofy head under my hand to induce a head scratching then he thinks he is very clever how he then walks forward to put my hand in position for a good butt scratching.

We dote on dem doggies is what we done do.