Thursday, March 19, 2009

Let's get it started in here, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers

Here is a little St. Patty’s day tip for next year. When you go to Taco Bell, do not eat the green burritos, they aren’t green for St. Patrick’s day.

This weekend is the Toyota Grand Prix in Long Beach celebrity race. Actor Ashton Kucher was set to race, but, sadly, the dude couldn’t find his car.

In Orange County, a gay bowling night was cancelled because it got too rowdy. A riot broke out when the men discovered they had to rent used tacky shoes and started chanting Manolo Blahnik. .

The neighbors got scared on Gay Bowling Night when they repeatedly heard shouts of “You just stick three fingers in.”

U. of Virginia study claims your brain peaks at age 22. So my brain peaked when I could finally afford a beer bong, a used Futon couch/bed and a “Playboy” subscription?

The company that makes the Snuggie, the blanket with sleeves, has come out with a Snuggie for kids called a Snuglet. It’s the perfect gift for those advanced kids who want to get a head start on losing their pride in their appearance.

The economy is even hurting strip clubs. In San Diego, CA, one stripper had to change her name from Tiffany to Wal Mart.

The Octomom, Nayda Suleman, is in the news again this time for spending $1,000 on makeup. So she must be trying to get pregnant again because wearing a grand of makeup is her only chance.