Sunday, March 22, 2009

This here how we roll, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers


Some people never learn. Today in prison Bernie Madoff swindled 200 inmates out of their cigarettes.


It’s not all bad news about the economy. Today in prison, Bernie Madoff was swindled out of the bar of soap he dropped in the shower.


Friday was the first day of spring. Congratulations, you made it through winter, your money didn’t, but you did.


More information is coming out on Bernie Madoff. It turns out he was rude, snotty, arrogant, vain, deceitful, pompous, imperious . . . no, wait, I’m sorry, that’s Donald Trump.


Some people don’t get March Madness. Today when they asked President Bush if he had Gonzaga in the semis, he said; “No, thank goodness, that’s why I eat bran.”



More information is coming out about Bernie Madoff. It turns out he was imperious, snotty, rude, vain, mean, vindictive, arrogant, deceitful, pompous . . . no, wait, I’m sorry, that’s Rush Limbaugh.