This is not a joke - like that will come as a big surprise - but I do want to go on record as being the first to predict that Rod Blagojevich will announce he is going into rehab for sex-pill-drug-alcohol-hair-care-product addiction.

Probably sex addiction because he has been screwing his constituency for so long. Elliot Spitzer may have put the tit in constituency but Blago put in the con.