Friday, December 12, 2008

It is cold in the midwest. Some guys nearly froze their Blagojevich's off.

Ill. Gov. Rod Blagojevich was arrested for trying to sell Barack Obama's Senate seat. Upon hearing this, one Chicago alderman was so shocked, he dropped his bribe money and nearly broke his foot. 

The auto company bailout stalled in the Senate. And wouldn't you know it, the Senate didn't pay their AAA dues this month, so they couldn't have the bailout towed. 

Sadly, Betty Page passed at 85. Page was ahead of her time as a lingerie model posing in girl-on-girl S&M scenes. Seriously, girl-on-girl S&M with lingerie models, I mean who could even imagine such . . . a . . . thing . . . sorry, what were we talking about? Oh, yeah, that Blagojevich is a dirt bag . . . ahem.