*We got the frizsfrazits flickin’ with the wissawockets in the flackendoodles, hah, hah, hah, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers
(*Homage to Bill Cosby)
We kid the President
After undergoing brain surgery, Ted Kennedy was reported to be lucid, sharp, alert and articulate. In other words he’s doing a lot better than our President.
If I didn’t know better
Bill Clinton issued another angry rant, this time aimed at a “Vanity Fair” article that mentioned rumors of more Bill Clinton affairs. Man, this dude is so cranky, if I didn’t know better I’d swear he needs to get laid.
Oh no
Singer Shania Twain caught her producer-husband, "Mutt" Lange, having an affair with his assistant. The worst part? Shania caught Mutt doing it doggy style.
Bolt? Hell he flew
Jamaica’s Usain Bolt set the world record for the 100 meters at 9.72. You think that’s fast? You should see the guy running through airport security when they find out his first name is Usain.
Jamaica’s Usain Bolt set the world record for the 100 meters at 9.72. The aptly named Bolt ran much faster than his competitors Joe Meander, Tommy Shuffle and Bobby Stroll.
Tough duty
The Royal Navy has sent Prince William on a two month patrol of the Bahamas. If he survives this dangerous mission they will send him to the topless beaches of the Riviera to search for breasts of mass reconstruction.
Bad news, worse news
There was a fire at Universal Studios. The bad news is that they lost a lot of films when their vault burned down. The worse news is that “Ed” and “Kindergarten Cop” aren’t among them.
Learn from history
Hillary Clinton won Puerto Rico but lost more delegates. Didn’t the democrats learn from Gore and Bush 2000, election? In order to win an election you first have to lose it.
Sad
Blues legend Bo Diddley passed away at 79. To honor his memory, fans are wearing their Diddleys at half mast.
Non-geeks
Research shows that 20% of Americans have never used e-mail; there is a technical name for these people: your parents.
Fun game
“People” magazine has “Second Look” which features two nearly identical pictures of Paris Hilton posing with six Russian soldiers in Moscow’s Red Square and you try and spot the changes. In the first picture, one of Paris’s purse straps is hidden, and one of the soldier’s shirts is striped, in the second picture, all six soldiers have a sexually transmitted disease.
(*Homage to Bill Cosby)
We kid the President
After undergoing brain surgery, Ted Kennedy was reported to be lucid, sharp, alert and articulate. In other words he’s doing a lot better than our President.
If I didn’t know better
Bill Clinton issued another angry rant, this time aimed at a “Vanity Fair” article that mentioned rumors of more Bill Clinton affairs. Man, this dude is so cranky, if I didn’t know better I’d swear he needs to get laid.
Oh no
Singer Shania Twain caught her producer-husband, "Mutt" Lange, having an affair with his assistant. The worst part? Shania caught Mutt doing it doggy style.
Bolt? Hell he flew
Jamaica’s Usain Bolt set the world record for the 100 meters at 9.72. You think that’s fast? You should see the guy running through airport security when they find out his first name is Usain.
Jamaica’s Usain Bolt set the world record for the 100 meters at 9.72. The aptly named Bolt ran much faster than his competitors Joe Meander, Tommy Shuffle and Bobby Stroll.
Tough duty
The Royal Navy has sent Prince William on a two month patrol of the Bahamas. If he survives this dangerous mission they will send him to the topless beaches of the Riviera to search for breasts of mass reconstruction.
Bad news, worse news
There was a fire at Universal Studios. The bad news is that they lost a lot of films when their vault burned down. The worse news is that “Ed” and “Kindergarten Cop” aren’t among them.
Learn from history
Hillary Clinton won Puerto Rico but lost more delegates. Didn’t the democrats learn from Gore and Bush 2000, election? In order to win an election you first have to lose it.
Sad
Blues legend Bo Diddley passed away at 79. To honor his memory, fans are wearing their Diddleys at half mast.
Non-geeks
Research shows that 20% of Americans have never used e-mail; there is a technical name for these people: your parents.
Fun game
“People” magazine has “Second Look” which features two nearly identical pictures of Paris Hilton posing with six Russian soldiers in Moscow’s Red Square and you try and spot the changes. In the first picture, one of Paris’s purse straps is hidden, and one of the soldier’s shirts is striped, in the second picture, all six soldiers have a sexually transmitted disease.
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