Gonna get our grill on up in here this M-Day, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers
How
Barack Obama visited a Crow reservation and the chief adopted him and gave him the Indian name Black Eagle; he also gave Hillary Clinton an Indian name: Icy Pants Suit.
Barack Obama visited a Crow reservation and the chief adopted him and gave him the Indian name Black Eagle; John McCain already has the Indian name he was given by Sitting Bull: Old Man Who Whistles When He Talks.
Good luck charm
“American Idol” semi-finalist, David Cook, has had mediocre performances the last few shows; to break out of his slump, tonight Cook is wearing Jason Giambi’s gold-lame tiger thong.
Not quite the same anymore
The Indiana Jones movie is coming out. You can tell Indiana Jones is getting up there; the closest thing to a fight scene is when Indy argues with the cashier for double coupons on his cat food.
Shock and awe
It was Cher’s birthday yesterday and they threw her a surprise birthday party, and boy did Cher look shocked and wildly surprised. But then, with all her face lifts and Botox, Cher always looks shocked and wildly surprised.
Breaking it down
Cher had a birthday yesterday, Cher is 62. Well, some of her is 62, her breasts are 23, her lips are ten and her ass is just five-years-old.
Oh, oui kid the French
This week in 1927, Charles Lindberg became the first person to fly solo across the Atlantic landing in Paris; His biggest problem was processing the thousands of French people who instinctively surrendered to a foreign intruder arriving on French soil.
Not the first time
New York Yankee’s Jason Giambi admitted he wears a gold lame tiger thong under his uniform to break hitting slumps. This is not unprecedented, one time, after a wild night, Babe Ruth had to play a game wearing a hooker’s corset that got stock on his gut.
Since you asked:
So what tasty morsels are going on Lex’s grill this here M-Weekend? If the waves cooperate on Monday I am going to head North to either Cardiff – the sight of my recent ass-kicking so hopefully I will get out – or Carlsbad, paddleboard my brains out and then slink on over to Tip Top Meats in Carlsbad and pick up one of their amazing bone-in rib eyes.
Rub those bad boys with garlic powder, smoked paprika, fresh ground pepper, toss on a hot grill, sear both sides, remove and slather oil and sprinkle sea salt, put them back for the cross marks, take them off to rest and add more sea salt.
Roasted garlic mashed potatoes and my A1 steak sauce and water cooked green beans with toasted sesame sauce and then slather the meat with a red wine reduction sauce. A nice glass of Aussie red and Bob is your Frickin’ Uncle.
Remember to hoist one or two to our fighting heroes. They did it so we didn't have to.
How
Barack Obama visited a Crow reservation and the chief adopted him and gave him the Indian name Black Eagle; he also gave Hillary Clinton an Indian name: Icy Pants Suit.
Barack Obama visited a Crow reservation and the chief adopted him and gave him the Indian name Black Eagle; John McCain already has the Indian name he was given by Sitting Bull: Old Man Who Whistles When He Talks.
Good luck charm
“American Idol” semi-finalist, David Cook, has had mediocre performances the last few shows; to break out of his slump, tonight Cook is wearing Jason Giambi’s gold-lame tiger thong.
Not quite the same anymore
The Indiana Jones movie is coming out. You can tell Indiana Jones is getting up there; the closest thing to a fight scene is when Indy argues with the cashier for double coupons on his cat food.
Shock and awe
It was Cher’s birthday yesterday and they threw her a surprise birthday party, and boy did Cher look shocked and wildly surprised. But then, with all her face lifts and Botox, Cher always looks shocked and wildly surprised.
Breaking it down
Cher had a birthday yesterday, Cher is 62. Well, some of her is 62, her breasts are 23, her lips are ten and her ass is just five-years-old.
Oh, oui kid the French
This week in 1927, Charles Lindberg became the first person to fly solo across the Atlantic landing in Paris; His biggest problem was processing the thousands of French people who instinctively surrendered to a foreign intruder arriving on French soil.
Not the first time
New York Yankee’s Jason Giambi admitted he wears a gold lame tiger thong under his uniform to break hitting slumps. This is not unprecedented, one time, after a wild night, Babe Ruth had to play a game wearing a hooker’s corset that got stock on his gut.
Since you asked:
So what tasty morsels are going on Lex’s grill this here M-Weekend? If the waves cooperate on Monday I am going to head North to either Cardiff – the sight of my recent ass-kicking so hopefully I will get out – or Carlsbad, paddleboard my brains out and then slink on over to Tip Top Meats in Carlsbad and pick up one of their amazing bone-in rib eyes.
Rub those bad boys with garlic powder, smoked paprika, fresh ground pepper, toss on a hot grill, sear both sides, remove and slather oil and sprinkle sea salt, put them back for the cross marks, take them off to rest and add more sea salt.
Roasted garlic mashed potatoes and my A1 steak sauce and water cooked green beans with toasted sesame sauce and then slather the meat with a red wine reduction sauce. A nice glass of Aussie red and Bob is your Frickin’ Uncle.
Remember to hoist one or two to our fighting heroes. They did it so we didn't have to.
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