Ah yes, ah yes, ah yes, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers

Aww, that’s sweet

Pete Wentz of "Fallout Boy" married Ashley Simpson. It was a touching ceremony, the couple lip-synched their own vows.

When will they learn to shut up?

Sharon Stone is in hot water for saying China’s earthquake was due to bad karma from mistreating Tibet; this brilliant political and spiritual insight is brought to you by an actress most famous for forgetting her underwear and forgetting to cross her legs.


You can call me Ray

Rachel Ray is in trouble for wearing a scarf in a commercial that resembles a scarf PLO terrorists wear; there may be something to it, have you heard of Rachel’s new recipe? Jihad Jelly rolls with Mullah Maple Syrup.

In space nobody can hear you poop

The toilet on the space station got plugged up. That has to be embarrassing. “Sam, I told you to lay off of all of those space food sticks.’

The toilet on the space station got plugged up. Houston, we have a do-do problem.

The toilet on the space station got plugged up. That’s one small step for man, one giant mess on the bottom of your space boot.