Dale would go, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers
Let’s us prey not
Did you hear that restroom enthusiast Idaho Sen. Larry Craig is writing a book? Oh, lord, I hope it’s not a pop-up book.
Too much info
A website quotes Paula Jones and Gennifer Flowers, describing Bill Clinton’s penis. Not to get too graphic, but let’s just say Bill’s politics aren’t the only thing that points to the left.
A website quotes Paula Jones and Gennifer Flowers, describing Bill Clinton’s penis. Not to get too graphic, but let’s just say Bill’s speeches weren’t the only thing with a hook in it.
A website quotes Paula Jones and Gennifer Flowers, describing Bill Clinton’s penis. Not to get too graphic, but both women agree, presidentially speaking, Bill wasn’t exactly swinging an Abe Lincolnesque axe.
A website quotes Paula Jones and Gennifer Flowers, describing Bill Clinton’s penis. Not to get too graphic, but both women agree, presidentially speaking, Bill wasn’t exactly following Teddy Roosevelt’s advice to walk softly and carry a big stick.
First idea
Barack Obama has a committee reviewing possible running mates. So far they’ve only come up with one suggestion: pick anyone but Hillary.
Hillary Clinton has conceded the delegates to Barack Obama but not the nomination. That’s like saying you haven’t lost a poker game when you don’t have anymore money or chips.
Rough times for Bill Clinton. His political power is melting due to his red-face rants and now two former women-who-know are describing his penis online as, well, not exactly presidential. In short, he ain’t so slick and neither is his willy.
Uh, no Sir, that’s not, oh forget it
The Boston Celtics won game one of the NBA finals against the Los Angeles Lakers. It was very awkward when they asked the President which team he was for, Bush said; “The Lakers, to be blunt, I don’t trust some of those radical Muslim Celtics.”
I guess not
Singer Shania Twain is going through a divorce with her producer-husband “Mutt” Lange. He was seeing her assistant. But there are two sides. Early in her marriage, Shania told an interviewer that she doesn’t like sex. Apparently she doesn’t need her Shania Twain’d.
Singer Shania Twain is going through a divorce with her producer-husband “Mutt” Lange. There have been lesbian rumors about Shania; if true, lesbian rumors would bring new meaning to her songs “Man, I Feel Like A Woman” and “The Woman in Me.”
Singer Shania Twain is going through a divorce with her producer-husband “Mutt” Lange. He was seeing her assistant. What a shock, a guy named Mutt turns out to be a real dog.
Singer Shania Twain is going through a divorce with her producer-husband “Mutt” Lange after 14 years of marriage. He was seeing her assistant. But in his defense, that 14-years of marriage was 98 in Mutt-years.
Let’s us prey not
Did you hear that restroom enthusiast Idaho Sen. Larry Craig is writing a book? Oh, lord, I hope it’s not a pop-up book.
Too much info
A website quotes Paula Jones and Gennifer Flowers, describing Bill Clinton’s penis. Not to get too graphic, but let’s just say Bill’s politics aren’t the only thing that points to the left.
A website quotes Paula Jones and Gennifer Flowers, describing Bill Clinton’s penis. Not to get too graphic, but let’s just say Bill’s speeches weren’t the only thing with a hook in it.
A website quotes Paula Jones and Gennifer Flowers, describing Bill Clinton’s penis. Not to get too graphic, but both women agree, presidentially speaking, Bill wasn’t exactly swinging an Abe Lincolnesque axe.
A website quotes Paula Jones and Gennifer Flowers, describing Bill Clinton’s penis. Not to get too graphic, but both women agree, presidentially speaking, Bill wasn’t exactly following Teddy Roosevelt’s advice to walk softly and carry a big stick.
First idea
Barack Obama has a committee reviewing possible running mates. So far they’ve only come up with one suggestion: pick anyone but Hillary.
Hillary Clinton has conceded the delegates to Barack Obama but not the nomination. That’s like saying you haven’t lost a poker game when you don’t have anymore money or chips.
Rough times for Bill Clinton. His political power is melting due to his red-face rants and now two former women-who-know are describing his penis online as, well, not exactly presidential. In short, he ain’t so slick and neither is his willy.
Uh, no Sir, that’s not, oh forget it
The Boston Celtics won game one of the NBA finals against the Los Angeles Lakers. It was very awkward when they asked the President which team he was for, Bush said; “The Lakers, to be blunt, I don’t trust some of those radical Muslim Celtics.”
I guess not
Singer Shania Twain is going through a divorce with her producer-husband “Mutt” Lange. He was seeing her assistant. But there are two sides. Early in her marriage, Shania told an interviewer that she doesn’t like sex. Apparently she doesn’t need her Shania Twain’d.
Singer Shania Twain is going through a divorce with her producer-husband “Mutt” Lange. There have been lesbian rumors about Shania; if true, lesbian rumors would bring new meaning to her songs “Man, I Feel Like A Woman” and “The Woman in Me.”
Singer Shania Twain is going through a divorce with her producer-husband “Mutt” Lange. He was seeing her assistant. What a shock, a guy named Mutt turns out to be a real dog.
Singer Shania Twain is going through a divorce with her producer-husband “Mutt” Lange after 14 years of marriage. He was seeing her assistant. But in his defense, that 14-years of marriage was 98 in Mutt-years.
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