These jokes were BTF, before the firestorm, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers
Hardee has a new breakfast burrito that is 900 calories with 60 grams of fat. Hardee’s breakfast burrito comes with juice, coffee and a priest to give last rights.
Old Spice
The Spice Girls are going to launch a greatest hits album, but you can tell the Spice Girls are getting older, they changed their song Wannabe to say “If you wanna be my lover, you got to get in my Depends.”
New York announced they have hired an additional 350 people to the subway cleaning staff; that is amazing. There is such a thing as a New York Subway cleaning staff? They make FEMA look efficient.
There are more and more Cuban illegal immigrants coming in from Mexico, And of course, many Cuban refugees are still coming in the old way: through the New York Yankees front office.
TMZ is reporting Britney Spears has had her child visitation rights suspended; there was an awkward moment when the judge scolded Britney; “When addressing the court please have the decency to remove from your mouth the Marlboro cigarette, chewing gum and pork rinds.”
On the way to a big win, USC experienced a scary flight to South Bend Indiana to play Notre Dame. At one point it was so turbulent, the USC players couldn’t even have done the homework that they don’t have because they don’t attend classes.
On the way to a big win, USC experienced a scary flight to South Bend Indiana to play Notre Dame. At one point it was so turbulent, a text book actually flew into a USC player’s hands.
Hardee has a new breakfast burrito that is 900 calories with 60 grams of fat. Hardee’s breakfast burrito comes with juice, coffee and a priest to give last rights.
Old Spice
The Spice Girls are going to launch a greatest hits album, but you can tell the Spice Girls are getting older, they changed their song Wannabe to say “If you wanna be my lover, you got to get in my Depends.”
New York announced they have hired an additional 350 people to the subway cleaning staff; that is amazing. There is such a thing as a New York Subway cleaning staff? They make FEMA look efficient.
There are more and more Cuban illegal immigrants coming in from Mexico, And of course, many Cuban refugees are still coming in the old way: through the New York Yankees front office.
TMZ is reporting Britney Spears has had her child visitation rights suspended; there was an awkward moment when the judge scolded Britney; “When addressing the court please have the decency to remove from your mouth the Marlboro cigarette, chewing gum and pork rinds.”
On the way to a big win, USC experienced a scary flight to South Bend Indiana to play Notre Dame. At one point it was so turbulent, the USC players couldn’t even have done the homework that they don’t have because they don’t attend classes.
On the way to a big win, USC experienced a scary flight to South Bend Indiana to play Notre Dame. At one point it was so turbulent, a text book actually flew into a USC player’s hands.
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