Friday, April 27, 2007

We got us our Friday gloaming going on up in here, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers

How did I guess?
An Iraqi suspected of being a top al-Qaida member has been captured and sent to Camp X-ray; don’t tell me, let me guess, he has a dark beard, his name has al somewhere in it and he is uglier than a bounced rent check.

Would you two get over with it?
Now that Rosie O’Donnell is leaving “The View” Donald Trump and Rosie are going at it again. Seriously, these two aren’t fooling anyone, they are so hot for each other, why don’t they just do it and save us the drama?

Whither Rosie?
Rosie O’Donnell is leaving “The View” Don’t worry about Rosie, though. She was picked by the Philadelphia Eagles in the fourth round of the NFL draft.

That explains it
Things are getting snippy on “American Idol.” Did you see on Tuesday how Ryan Seacrest snubbed Paula Abdul and didn’t introduce her? Their spat goes back four years when Ryan and Paula fought over who got to sleep with Clay Aiken.

You call this fair?
On “The View” Tyra Banks felt Rosie O’Donnell’s boobs to check if they’re real the way Tyra felt Katherine McPhee’s boobs to see if they’re real the way Tyra let a plastic surgeon feel her boobs to prove they’re real. How come nobody asks me to check if their boobs are real?

Since you asked:
A friend of mine accused me of something like being hard on Rosie. I am just funning about but I really don't like Rosie, but I also really don't like Donald Trump so there you go.

Incidentally this marks the first time the words "something" and "hard on Rosie" have ever been used together.