At the end of the day it is what it is back in the day, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers

Doesn’t count
Yahoo! announced plans to host online-only presidential debates during the 2008 campaign. This is the very first online presidential debate. If you don’t count the time President Clinton argued with the website “Big Babes” about his bill.

Spidy burnout
“Spiderman 3” is coming out, but I get the feeling Spiderman just isn’t as into it anymore. His new catchphrase is; “Screw it, I’m taking the elevator.”

“Spiderman 3” is coming out, but I get the feeling Spiderman just isn’t as into it anymore. For example, he ran out of his wrist web shooter and now he just uses duct tape .

When did Sheryl become the head of the potty police?
To wipe out global warming, Sheryl Crow is demanding that we use only one square of toilet paper per bathroom visit. Sheryl then stepped in her limo to take her to her private jet to fly her to five trailer-truck delivered billion amp stage complete with spotlights.

So that’s why
A study reveals that adding hard alcohol like rum and vodka to strawberries and other fruit increases their antioxidants making them healthier. This explains why Ted Kennedy looks like such a health nut.

Eww
To halt global warming, Sheryl Crow is lobbying that we only use one square of toilet paper per bathroom visit. Well, everybody but John Madden and Rubin Stoddard. They get a pass.