It is hard out here
Oh, snap, snap, snap, and snap, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers
A give away
Police in St. Paul, Minnesota caught the 81 year old father of U.S. Senator Norm Coleman having sex in the parking lot of a pizza parlor with a 38 year old woman. Authorities became suspicious when the old guy tried to order a pepperoni and Viagra pizza.
Not good
The fighting in Lebanon is getting ugly. Today Hezbollah threatened to attack Israel with Mel Gibson.
New information from the Crime Index Report reveals overall crime is down. Well, yeah, that makes sense, NFL players have to report to training camp.
I’m guessing Mel is not short for Melvin
This weekend was hot. I was sweating like Mel Gibson trying to order at Pico Kosher Deli.
It was hot this weekend. I was sweating like Mel Gibson’s press agent in a Synagogue during Temple.
According to a leaked report, Mel Gibson was arrested for drunk driving in Malibu and made obscenity laced anti Semitic remarks to the police. If that’s true, making anti-Semitic remarks in Hollywood will ruin your film career faster than co-staring with Madonna and Ben Affleck
Who knew?
U.S. Sprinter Justin Gatlin tested positive for taking testosterone. And here I didn’t even know Gatlin was a Mennonite.
U.S. Sprinter Justin Gatlin tested positive for taking testosterone. Gatlin claims the testosterone was rubbed on to him by a jealous masseuse. Even Bill Clinton is saying, “Oh come one, who is going to buy that?”
U.S. Sprinter Justin Gatlin tested positive for too much testosterone. First Tour De France winner Floyd Landis tests positive for too much testosterone, now Gatlin. There is more testosterone flying around than at a Duke Lacrosse team stag party.
No worries there
In an article of must-pack-items for Major Leaguers, the San Diego Padres Mike Cameron revealed he uses Lavender scented linen spray. Guess we don’t have to worry about Cameron testing positive for too much testosterone.
The Los Angeles Dodgers have fallen to last place since the All Star break. More bad news for the Dodgers, today they tested negative for testosterone.
Tour De France winner Floyd Landis tested positive for high testosterone levels. To give you an idea how high, they found more testosterone in Floyd Landis than in Lance Bass.
A give away
Police in St. Paul, Minnesota caught the 81 year old father of U.S. Senator Norm Coleman having sex in the parking lot of a pizza parlor with a 38 year old woman. Authorities became suspicious when the old guy tried to order a pepperoni and Viagra pizza.
Not good
The fighting in Lebanon is getting ugly. Today Hezbollah threatened to attack Israel with Mel Gibson.
New information from the Crime Index Report reveals overall crime is down. Well, yeah, that makes sense, NFL players have to report to training camp.
I’m guessing Mel is not short for Melvin
This weekend was hot. I was sweating like Mel Gibson trying to order at Pico Kosher Deli.
It was hot this weekend. I was sweating like Mel Gibson’s press agent in a Synagogue during Temple.
According to a leaked report, Mel Gibson was arrested for drunk driving in Malibu and made obscenity laced anti Semitic remarks to the police. If that’s true, making anti-Semitic remarks in Hollywood will ruin your film career faster than co-staring with Madonna and Ben Affleck
Who knew?
U.S. Sprinter Justin Gatlin tested positive for taking testosterone. And here I didn’t even know Gatlin was a Mennonite.
U.S. Sprinter Justin Gatlin tested positive for taking testosterone. Gatlin claims the testosterone was rubbed on to him by a jealous masseuse. Even Bill Clinton is saying, “Oh come one, who is going to buy that?”
U.S. Sprinter Justin Gatlin tested positive for too much testosterone. First Tour De France winner Floyd Landis tests positive for too much testosterone, now Gatlin. There is more testosterone flying around than at a Duke Lacrosse team stag party.
No worries there
In an article of must-pack-items for Major Leaguers, the San Diego Padres Mike Cameron revealed he uses Lavender scented linen spray. Guess we don’t have to worry about Cameron testing positive for too much testosterone.
The Los Angeles Dodgers have fallen to last place since the All Star break. More bad news for the Dodgers, today they tested negative for testosterone.
Tour De France winner Floyd Landis tested positive for high testosterone levels. To give you an idea how high, they found more testosterone in Floyd Landis than in Lance Bass.
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