It is hard out here

We gonna be quick on the trick brick by brick, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers


People are still talking World Cup French captain, Zinedine Zidane, who head butted an Italian
Author J.K. Rowling has revealed that at least one of the Harry Potter characters will be gone after the next adventure. Apparently Harry gets kicked out for head butting an Italian.  


In an interview with Matt Lauer of “Today, “ Russian President Vladimir Putin called Dick Cheney’s criticism of Russia; “an unsuccessful hunting shot.” Then it really got ugly. Cheney then head-butted Putin.

When asked to comment about Putin’s remark, President Bush just giggled and said; “His name is Putin.”

The female star of “Pirates of the Caribbean, Dead Man’s Chest” Kierra Knightly, is denying rumors that she is anorexic. Knightly said that just yesterday, she ate an entire Altoid.  
Strolling star spokesperson:

“Sure, you’re tired, frustrated, the soccer game is in overtime, and suddenly some Italian guy calls you the son of a terrorist whore. Is he a butthead? You bet. But don’t head butt him.” (NBC’s “The more you know” graphic)