Friday, March 03, 2006

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Oh we gonna do the do that do do to the do what it do, I am so lost, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers


Chick magnets
In reply to Bode Miller’s crack that he didn’t go out and still didn’t win, US skier Daron Rahlves said Bode spent too much time “looking for girls.” See, Bode wouldn’t have to spend so much time looking for girls if he had a couple of girl magnets otherwise known as Olympic medals.  


Yikes
To imitate “American Idol” judge Paula Abdul, Barry Bonds donned a strapless gown and a wig for a SF Giants karaoke contest. In addition, Bonds also secured the lead in the gay baseball movie; “Broke Bat Mountain.”


Ode to L
The producers of Showtimes “The L Word” show are launching a perfume for Lesbians; not to give it away, but it smells something like a Melissa Ethridge CD and a softball mit.

The name of the lesbian perfume is “Ode DeGeneris.”  

Knocked up
Rumor has it that Britney Spears is pregnant again. Apparently Kevin Federline has been busier than we thought.

Rumor has it that Britney Spears is pregnant again. This could be tough for the other kid because it can cause jealousy, envy, and neediness. And besides Kevin Federline, their first baby could have certain issues.

It looks like Britney wandered a little too close to the ol’ couch again.


So sad
A survey revealed that much more is generally known about the cartoon “The Simpsons” than is known about the First Amendment; and that is just with the President of the United States.  


A survey revealed that much more is generally known about the cartoon “The Simpsons” than is known about the First Amendment; When asked to comment, President Bush said;

“I don’t think I’ve seen that First Amendment cartoon. Is that the one with the baby with the English accent?”

Not good     
Texas Quarterback Vince Young scored a 6 on the NFL’s Wonderlic IQ test. Most teams want their quarterback to score 30. To show you how bad Young’s score of 6 is, if where it says: “Put Your name here”, if you put down the words, Your Name Here, you get six points.



Dad of the year
After Roger Clemens son, Koby, hit a home run off him at spring training, on Koby’s next at bat, the Houston Astros ace, Roger, brushed his own child back. Clemens then walked his wife to pitch to his great Aunt.

After his son, Koby, hit a home run on him at spring training, on his next at bat, Houston Astros pitcher Roger Clemens brushed his own child back. It makes me feel better about cheating during a game of “Pretty Pretty Princess” with my niece.

Koby then tried to charge the mound but his Dad put him in a time out.