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It’s been a stone cold groovizzy my mizzy, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers



Commute Dispute
New York is mired in a transit strike and people are piling into cabs for a flat rate of $10. At one point so many people got in a cab, Ringling Brothers clowns were asking, “How the hell do they do that?”


New York is mired in total transit strike and people are piling into cabs for a flat $10 rate. It is so crowded in the cabs the cab drivers barely have enough room to flip people off.


New York is mired in a transit strike; People are piling into cabs for a flat rate of $10. It is so crowded in the New York City cabs the cabbies barely have any room to work on making their suicide bombs.

New York is mired in a transit strike; People are piling into cabs for a flat rate of $10. It is so crowded in the New York City cabs passengers are riding in the cabbies turbans.


New York is mired in a transit strike; People are piling into cabs for a flat rate of $10. It is so crowded in the taxis, the New York cabbies have declared a Jihad on lard-asses.


Uh, no Sir, that’s not, oh forget it
The president of Iran, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, has called for a ban of all Western music; it was awkward, but when President Bush heard about Iran’s ban on all Western music, Bush asked; “Does that apply to Country and Western music too?”