We getting’ all holiday busy up in this here hizzy, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers
Awesome drummer of our band The Mitigators, Tom Neal get the rim shots ready
It is so cold people in New York are shaking like a Baghdad parking attendant.
It’s so cold in New York, Bill Clinton is cuddling with Hillary just for the hot flashes.
It’s so cold in New York, Donald Trump has switched to his fleece hairpiece.
It’s so cold in New York, Bill Clinton was shaking even before he tried to give Hillary a dust buster for Christmas.
It’s so cold in Los Angeles, Paris Hilton is actually considering wearing panties.
It’s so cold in Los Angeles, Lindsay Lohan crashed her car just to feel the steam from the radiator.
It is so cold in Los Angeles, Pamela Anderson had her breast implants replaced with hot water bottles.
So Cal
We try to have traditional Christmas in Southern California but it isn’t easy. Last night we played Nat King Cole’s Christmas CD, drank egg nog and decorated the tree; and then, bam, Lindsay Lohan crashes her car through the window into the tree.
You know what is a good holiday tip? They say if you put Vodka in where you water the tree it will stay fresher longer; Vodka will keep your tree fresh. It will, however, make it harder to get rid of Ted Kennedy at your Christmas party, but Vodka will keep the tree fresh.
Enough with this movie
The first gay Western “Brokeback Mountain” received 7 Golden Globe nominations. Not to give something away, this movie brings new meaning to the term saddle sore.
A British Airways flight from England had to be diverted after the first Sex-Air-rage incident. A couple from England was having sex in the bathroom and then got in a fight with the pilot; it’s fine now, Prince Charles and Camilla apologized.
Oh, Jeeze
The first gay Western “Brokeback Mountain” received 7 Golden Globe nominations. Is this really the first gay cowboy Western? How about the Kevin Costner movie “Wyatt Earp”? No straight guy has the name Wyatt.
The first gay Western “Brokeback Mountain” received 7 Golden Globe nominations. It’s doing so well they are going to make a sequel to “Brokeback Mountain.”“Broke Backless Chaps Mountain.”
What the. . .?
In Florida, yet another teacher, 24-year-old Janelle Bird, has been charged with having sex with a 15-year-old male student. What is going on? When I was in high school the only thing the teachers let me bang were the erasers.
Go Figure
The Los Angeles Dodgers traded Milton Bradley to the Oakland A’s. Ironically, the Dodgers finally felt that, as a player, Milton Bradley just wasn’t game enough.
Do the math
In Florida, yet another attractive young 24-year-old female teacher has been charged with having sex with a 15-year-old male student. It started innocently, she was helping him with math, but things got out of hand when she started thinking about how many time 15 went in to 24.
Now, Bill
Porn Star Jenna Jamison said she would like to see Charlize Theron play her in a movie about her life; Bill Clinton said he would also like Charlize to play him, not in a movie, just play him.
Porn Star Jenna Jamison said she would like to see Charlize Theron play her in a movie about her life; I think the title is “Not Broke But on My Back with Mountains.”
Go figure
A new study reveals dogs can laugh. The same study revealed that apparently dogs don’t understand the concept of neutering.
A new study reveals dogs can laugh. Yeah, dogs can laugh, except when they’re watching NBC’s “Joey.”
That too
In an interview with NBC’s Brian Williams, President Bush said; “You can call me anything but a racist.” Bush then added, “That and you can’t call me ambidextrous ‘cause I don’t know what it means.”
And Hollywood wonders why we think they are weird
According to TV Guide, Jennifer Anniston had a bonfire on the beach and burned her wedding dress. In a related story, burning wedding dresses is how Jennifer Lopez heats her house.
According to TV Guide, Jennifer Anniston had a bonfire on the beach and burned her wedding dress. That’s a smart idea because what charity really needs that $5 million they would have gotten for it on eBay?
Sentence
In Florida, yet another attractive young 24-year-old teacher, Janelle Bird, has been charged with having sex with a 15-year-old male student. She faces a prison sentence and the boy faces a lifetime sentence of knowing he blew a great thing.
Go figure
The Los Angeles Dodgers traded Milton Bradley to the Oakland A’s. Ironically, the Dodgers finally felt that, as a player, Milton Bradley just wasn’t game.
Awesome drummer of our band The Mitigators, Tom Neal get the rim shots ready
It is so cold people in New York are shaking like a Baghdad parking attendant.
It’s so cold in New York, Bill Clinton is cuddling with Hillary just for the hot flashes.
It’s so cold in New York, Donald Trump has switched to his fleece hairpiece.
It’s so cold in New York, Bill Clinton was shaking even before he tried to give Hillary a dust buster for Christmas.
It’s so cold in Los Angeles, Paris Hilton is actually considering wearing panties.
It’s so cold in Los Angeles, Lindsay Lohan crashed her car just to feel the steam from the radiator.
It is so cold in Los Angeles, Pamela Anderson had her breast implants replaced with hot water bottles.
So Cal
We try to have traditional Christmas in Southern California but it isn’t easy. Last night we played Nat King Cole’s Christmas CD, drank egg nog and decorated the tree; and then, bam, Lindsay Lohan crashes her car through the window into the tree.
You know what is a good holiday tip? They say if you put Vodka in where you water the tree it will stay fresher longer; Vodka will keep your tree fresh. It will, however, make it harder to get rid of Ted Kennedy at your Christmas party, but Vodka will keep the tree fresh.
Enough with this movie
The first gay Western “Brokeback Mountain” received 7 Golden Globe nominations. Not to give something away, this movie brings new meaning to the term saddle sore.
A British Airways flight from England had to be diverted after the first Sex-Air-rage incident. A couple from England was having sex in the bathroom and then got in a fight with the pilot; it’s fine now, Prince Charles and Camilla apologized.
Oh, Jeeze
The first gay Western “Brokeback Mountain” received 7 Golden Globe nominations. Is this really the first gay cowboy Western? How about the Kevin Costner movie “Wyatt Earp”? No straight guy has the name Wyatt.
The first gay Western “Brokeback Mountain” received 7 Golden Globe nominations. It’s doing so well they are going to make a sequel to “Brokeback Mountain.”“Broke Backless Chaps Mountain.”
What the. . .?
In Florida, yet another teacher, 24-year-old Janelle Bird, has been charged with having sex with a 15-year-old male student. What is going on? When I was in high school the only thing the teachers let me bang were the erasers.
Go Figure
The Los Angeles Dodgers traded Milton Bradley to the Oakland A’s. Ironically, the Dodgers finally felt that, as a player, Milton Bradley just wasn’t game enough.
Do the math
In Florida, yet another attractive young 24-year-old female teacher has been charged with having sex with a 15-year-old male student. It started innocently, she was helping him with math, but things got out of hand when she started thinking about how many time 15 went in to 24.
Now, Bill
Porn Star Jenna Jamison said she would like to see Charlize Theron play her in a movie about her life; Bill Clinton said he would also like Charlize to play him, not in a movie, just play him.
Porn Star Jenna Jamison said she would like to see Charlize Theron play her in a movie about her life; I think the title is “Not Broke But on My Back with Mountains.”
Go figure
A new study reveals dogs can laugh. The same study revealed that apparently dogs don’t understand the concept of neutering.
A new study reveals dogs can laugh. Yeah, dogs can laugh, except when they’re watching NBC’s “Joey.”
That too
In an interview with NBC’s Brian Williams, President Bush said; “You can call me anything but a racist.” Bush then added, “That and you can’t call me ambidextrous ‘cause I don’t know what it means.”
And Hollywood wonders why we think they are weird
According to TV Guide, Jennifer Anniston had a bonfire on the beach and burned her wedding dress. In a related story, burning wedding dresses is how Jennifer Lopez heats her house.
According to TV Guide, Jennifer Anniston had a bonfire on the beach and burned her wedding dress. That’s a smart idea because what charity really needs that $5 million they would have gotten for it on eBay?
Sentence
In Florida, yet another attractive young 24-year-old teacher, Janelle Bird, has been charged with having sex with a 15-year-old male student. She faces a prison sentence and the boy faces a lifetime sentence of knowing he blew a great thing.
Go figure
The Los Angeles Dodgers traded Milton Bradley to the Oakland A’s. Ironically, the Dodgers finally felt that, as a player, Milton Bradley just wasn’t game.
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