We gonna be immense with the intense up in here, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers
How cold is it?
It has been cold. Today I hugged Pamela Anderson strictly for her warmth.
So long Hong Kong
On this date in 1984, Britain agreed to return Hong Kong to China in 1997. In addition, Britain is still trying to return Madonna to America.
And yet is sounds familiar
USC Heisman trophy winner Reggie Bush has announced he is available for the NFL draft; this also marks the first time the words Bush and available for the draft have ever appeared together.
Don’t get me wrong, Kong
On this date in 1984, Britain agreed to return Hong Kong to China in 1997. It was awkward when President Bush was reminded that Britain returned Hong Kong to China, Bush said; “Hong Kong? And here I didn’t even know King Kong had a brother.”
Not a problem there
Ashlee Simpson collapsed after a performance in Tokyo and has been hospitalized. Doctors have not commented on Ashlee’s condition but I am pretty sure we can rule out strained vocal chords.
After a battery of tests doctors have determined that Ashlee is allergic to singing.
Uh, no Jessica, that’s not, oh forget it
It’s official Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson have filed for divorce. When asked why there was no reconciliation, Jessica said it was because she doesn’t believe in plastic surgery.
You know what happened last Saturday 102 years ago? The Wright Brothers first flight at Kitty Hawk; it was also the last time a pilot flew while completely sober.
You know what happened on Saturday 102 years ago? The Wright Brothers first flight at Kitty Hawk; and, no, I won’t do the joke “And their luggage still hasn’t arrived.”
You know who is playing real well for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers? Their nose tackle, Anthony “Booger” McFarland. Yes, he’s a nose tackle and his nickname is Booger. So you can really see why, for the NFL draft, a nose tackle named “Booger” was picked.
Career killer
The White House has finally agreed to Senator John McCain's bill banning torture. Oh, man, bad news for Celine Dion’s singing career.
Hate to hear that
In Vermont the lesbian couple who had the first civil union is splitting up; I guess one of them caught the other in bed with a gay cowboy.
Again with this
The gay cowboy movie “Brokeback Mountain” has received seven Golden Globe nominations; “Brokeback Mountain” just isn’t about gay cowboys; it’s about love, deceit, fear, passion, anger, betrayal and what color scarf goes best with the wheat-colored barn coat.
That will be fun
The Los Angeles Dodger have acquired infielder, Nomar Garciaparra from the Chicago Cubs. This is great news for California, not only is Nomar a great player, it will be fun to hear our governor, Arnold Schwarzenegger, try and pronounce: Nomar Garciaparra.
The gay cowboy movie “Brokeback Mountain” has received seven Golden Globe nominations; I’m not sure about the sound track though. Especially that one song from “Brokeback Mountain” “Who let the cows out? Moo, moo, moo, moo. Who let the cows out? Moo, moo, moo, moo.”
This success of the gay cowboy movie “Brokeback Mountain” has started a trend of portraying gay men in the last bastions of straight male America. Look for the two gay Chicago NHL players in “Blackhawks Mountain” and the two gay NFL players in “Cuddle in the Huddle” and finally, the gay rapper movie: “Get Richard or Die Trying.”
Wiggle room
Speaking of the confidence of their defense, massive Oakland Raiders lineman Warren Sapp said “We have a bounce to our step.” No kidding, when Warren walks, entire buildings bounce to his step.
Too far
First President Bush admitted faulty intelligence in going to war in Iraq and his approval ratings went up; now Bush acknowledged he approved wire taps and his rating went up again; I think he is getting carried away, now Bush is going to admit he had sex with Monica Lewinski.
The Santa Cause
In New Zealand, 40 drunken men dressed as Santa when on a rampage stealing, fighting and urinating in public. Look for the DVD: “Santas Gone Wild.”
In New Zealand, 40 drunken men dressed as Santa when on a rampage stealing, fighting and urinating in public; As the reverend Jerry Falwell has always warned, you can’t spell Santa without Satan.
Since you asked:
With all the technical isolation we have now with cell phones, iPods, Xbox’s and laptops, and the crass commercialism exploiting the season, it is important to spend quality time with your loved ones this holiday and to take care to share the joy that (ring, ring) oh, crap, I gotta take this:
“Listen, we had a deal, I don’t want to threaten legal action, but you give me no choice.” (Click)
Where was I? Oh yeah, share the joy and the warmth that the Christmas season brings to you and yours.
Any questions or comments or suggestions are welcomed. Also tell me how you found this pathetic blog in the vast wilderness that is what I like to call the Internet.
lexkase@san.rr.com
How cold is it?
It has been cold. Today I hugged Pamela Anderson strictly for her warmth.
So long Hong Kong
On this date in 1984, Britain agreed to return Hong Kong to China in 1997. In addition, Britain is still trying to return Madonna to America.
And yet is sounds familiar
USC Heisman trophy winner Reggie Bush has announced he is available for the NFL draft; this also marks the first time the words Bush and available for the draft have ever appeared together.
Don’t get me wrong, Kong
On this date in 1984, Britain agreed to return Hong Kong to China in 1997. It was awkward when President Bush was reminded that Britain returned Hong Kong to China, Bush said; “Hong Kong? And here I didn’t even know King Kong had a brother.”
Not a problem there
Ashlee Simpson collapsed after a performance in Tokyo and has been hospitalized. Doctors have not commented on Ashlee’s condition but I am pretty sure we can rule out strained vocal chords.
After a battery of tests doctors have determined that Ashlee is allergic to singing.
Uh, no Jessica, that’s not, oh forget it
It’s official Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson have filed for divorce. When asked why there was no reconciliation, Jessica said it was because she doesn’t believe in plastic surgery.
You know what happened last Saturday 102 years ago? The Wright Brothers first flight at Kitty Hawk; it was also the last time a pilot flew while completely sober.
You know what happened on Saturday 102 years ago? The Wright Brothers first flight at Kitty Hawk; and, no, I won’t do the joke “And their luggage still hasn’t arrived.”
You know who is playing real well for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers? Their nose tackle, Anthony “Booger” McFarland. Yes, he’s a nose tackle and his nickname is Booger. So you can really see why, for the NFL draft, a nose tackle named “Booger” was picked.
Career killer
The White House has finally agreed to Senator John McCain's bill banning torture. Oh, man, bad news for Celine Dion’s singing career.
Hate to hear that
In Vermont the lesbian couple who had the first civil union is splitting up; I guess one of them caught the other in bed with a gay cowboy.
Again with this
The gay cowboy movie “Brokeback Mountain” has received seven Golden Globe nominations; “Brokeback Mountain” just isn’t about gay cowboys; it’s about love, deceit, fear, passion, anger, betrayal and what color scarf goes best with the wheat-colored barn coat.
That will be fun
The Los Angeles Dodger have acquired infielder, Nomar Garciaparra from the Chicago Cubs. This is great news for California, not only is Nomar a great player, it will be fun to hear our governor, Arnold Schwarzenegger, try and pronounce: Nomar Garciaparra.
The gay cowboy movie “Brokeback Mountain” has received seven Golden Globe nominations; I’m not sure about the sound track though. Especially that one song from “Brokeback Mountain” “Who let the cows out? Moo, moo, moo, moo. Who let the cows out? Moo, moo, moo, moo.”
This success of the gay cowboy movie “Brokeback Mountain” has started a trend of portraying gay men in the last bastions of straight male America. Look for the two gay Chicago NHL players in “Blackhawks Mountain” and the two gay NFL players in “Cuddle in the Huddle” and finally, the gay rapper movie: “Get Richard or Die Trying.”
Wiggle room
Speaking of the confidence of their defense, massive Oakland Raiders lineman Warren Sapp said “We have a bounce to our step.” No kidding, when Warren walks, entire buildings bounce to his step.
Too far
First President Bush admitted faulty intelligence in going to war in Iraq and his approval ratings went up; now Bush acknowledged he approved wire taps and his rating went up again; I think he is getting carried away, now Bush is going to admit he had sex with Monica Lewinski.
The Santa Cause
In New Zealand, 40 drunken men dressed as Santa when on a rampage stealing, fighting and urinating in public. Look for the DVD: “Santas Gone Wild.”
In New Zealand, 40 drunken men dressed as Santa when on a rampage stealing, fighting and urinating in public; As the reverend Jerry Falwell has always warned, you can’t spell Santa without Satan.
Since you asked:
With all the technical isolation we have now with cell phones, iPods, Xbox’s and laptops, and the crass commercialism exploiting the season, it is important to spend quality time with your loved ones this holiday and to take care to share the joy that (ring, ring) oh, crap, I gotta take this:
“Listen, we had a deal, I don’t want to threaten legal action, but you give me no choice.” (Click)
Where was I? Oh yeah, share the joy and the warmth that the Christmas season brings to you and yours.
Any questions or comments or suggestions are welcomed. Also tell me how you found this pathetic blog in the vast wilderness that is what I like to call the Internet.
lexkase@san.rr.com
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