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McDonald has a credit card called the Arch card. Guys, if you can’t get lucky after you flash a hot girl an Arch card, give it up.



Papa John’s now has a breakfast pizza with eggs, cheese and bacon; and what better way to start your day than with a massive coronary embolism?



It is so cold in New York City the cab drivers were pouring roasted chestnuts into their turbans.