We getting’ it done on the run under the gun up in here, ahhh'ight Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers?

Two new terms
Two new words have been added to Webster’s dictionary: Chick-flick and Bikini-wax. Both terms apply to the upcoming “When Harry Met Sally” sequel, “When Harry Met a Hairy Sally.”

Two new words have been added to Webster’s dictionary: Chick-flick and Bikini-wax. Both terms apply to the new Julia Roberts “Pretty Woman” sequel “Pretty Furry Woman.”

A bad sign
Rumor has it that President Bush is drinking again. I think it’s true, a few days ago Bush wanted to nominate Jack Daniels to the Supreme Court.

Get it?
Rumor has it that President Bush is drinking again. You know his Supreme Court nominee Harriet Miers? Bush meant to nominate one of the Marriot heirs, yeah, from the hotel family.

A quick study
A group of Australian researchers examined sex scenes from movies from the last 20 years and determined that the movies lack messages about safe sex. That and that Angelina Jolie is dreamy.


A group of Australian researchers examined sex scenes from movies for the last 20 years and determined that movies lack messages about safe sex. Who has the nerve to come up with these studies? “Yes, I’d like a grant to study the effects of alcohol intake on sex with super models.”


Not for the long haul
Paris Hilton has broken off her engagement to Paris Latsis. Paris didn’t feel she could commit to a long term relationship like Renee Zellweger and Kenny Chesney could.


Oy vey, exciting
This week was the Jewish New Year. It was exciting, in New York thousands of people huddled in Times Square to watch the Matzah ball drop.

Where did that time go?
Yesterday was the 10th anniversary of the OJ Simpson verdict. Man, time flies when you set a double murderer free.