Name game
The New York’s Tiki Barber had an off game with just 60 rushing yards in Giants 45-23 loss last night to the San Diego Chargers. Despite his low production, Barber continues to be, without question, the greatest athlete ever named Tiki.


A few days ago, we here at a.L.B.B. featured a new item called;

Used to be great, but now sucks

i.e. Michael Jackson.

Now we would like to turn that frown upside down and synergize the existing paradigm with a more proactive dynamic and take the opportunity to think outside the box in a positive result- driven goal-oriented issue based prototype. (I just won in my own game of Bullsh*t Bingo)

All of the good people here at a.l.b.B. would like to present a new feature we call:

Used to suck, but now is great

Computers

Cell Phones (Not the users, they suck worse than ever)

Carmen Electra

Bob Dole

Rudolph Guliani

Running Shoes

CD Selection

DVD Selection

TV Recording Devices

Rolling Stones Concerts

The Internet

Beach Sandals

Martinis

Fish Tacos

Cheap Sun Glasses

Digital Watches

Digital Everything

“Saturday Night Live” Weekend Update

Sweat proof Sun Tan Lotion

Ice Tea, both the beverage as well as the rapper/actor.

“Late Night with Conan O’Brien”

The Ability of Young Men to Dance Well

Harley Davidson Motorcycles

Plastic Storage Bags

The Quality of Salt, Pepper, Mustard, Olive Oil

Mexican Food East of the Mississippi

Music in Commercials (This is a function of getting older)

Italian and Chinese Food West of the Mississippi

Workout Gyms, specifically in Hotels

In-Room Hotel Movie Selections (No, I don’t mean those movies, you sicko)

Mountain Bikes

Windsurfing Gear

Grills and grilling, both equipment and the quality of the cooking, personally and in general.

Disposable Razors

Herbal Remedies

Men’s Colognes

Workout Apparel, Especially Nike’s.

Shaved Heads

John Travolta

Tattoos

Golf Balls, golf clubs and all golf related materials

Artificial grass playing surfaces