Can you give a brother a big-ass break one time, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers?
Face off
Surgeons in Cleveland performed the world’s first face transplant. The face transplant was a total success or my name isn’t Larry King.
Eerily Familiar
In “The Apprentice: Martha Stewart” Martha’s firing catch phrase is “You just don’t fit. Goodbye” You just don’t fit. Goodbye? Isn’t that how Pamela Anderson broke up with Tommy Lee?
Not nice
In health news, in Anchorage zoo keepers are installing a seven ton treadmill so the elephants can exercise and lose weight. It’s called: Project Kirstie Alley.
Get the drum kit handy
The FBI is recruiting an anti-obscenity task force to fight the war against pornography. One thing we know, the FBI is serious about this war on pornography, this isn’t a knee jerk reaction.
The FBI is recruiting an anti-obscenity task force to fight the war against pornography. What started this war? The money shot heard ‘round the world.
The FBI is recruiting an anti-obscenity task force to fight the war against pornography. Who is going to lead a war against pornography? Why, a rear admiral, of course.
The FBI is recruiting an anti-obscenity task force to fight the war against pornography. Yeah, apparently we have won the war against terrorism and nobody told us.
The FBI is recruiting an anti-obscenity task force to fight the war against pornography. How do you fight a war against pornography? You point your rifle and yell; “Come on out with your pants and your hands up.”
That time of year
You can really tell its Fall. Early in the morning the frost is beginning to form on Kate Moss’s nostrils.
Again, close shave
Gillette has a new razor that has five blades. Does anyone really need five blades? I mean besides Robin Williams.
Yuck
In an interview a while ago, Billy Bob Thornton said that having sex with Angelina Jolie was like having sex with the couch. At which point, the interviewer then asked for a towel to sit on.
Process of total elimination
Paris Hilton’s wedding has been called off. I heard it’s because the groom didn’t want to invite anyone to the wedding who had ever dated Paris and so, well, he couldn’t invite anybody.
We kid the Demi and the Kuch-man
Ashton Kucher, 27, and Demi Moore, 42, got married. The couple wrote their own vows. Well, Demi wrote her own vows, Ashton wrote his own vowels.
Ashton Kucher, 27, and Demi Moore, 42, got married. It was an interesting service, Ashton Kucker served as both the groom and the page boy.
Face off
Surgeons in Cleveland performed the world’s first face transplant. The face transplant was a total success or my name isn’t Larry King.
Eerily Familiar
In “The Apprentice: Martha Stewart” Martha’s firing catch phrase is “You just don’t fit. Goodbye” You just don’t fit. Goodbye? Isn’t that how Pamela Anderson broke up with Tommy Lee?
Not nice
In health news, in Anchorage zoo keepers are installing a seven ton treadmill so the elephants can exercise and lose weight. It’s called: Project Kirstie Alley.
Get the drum kit handy
The FBI is recruiting an anti-obscenity task force to fight the war against pornography. One thing we know, the FBI is serious about this war on pornography, this isn’t a knee jerk reaction.
The FBI is recruiting an anti-obscenity task force to fight the war against pornography. What started this war? The money shot heard ‘round the world.
The FBI is recruiting an anti-obscenity task force to fight the war against pornography. Who is going to lead a war against pornography? Why, a rear admiral, of course.
The FBI is recruiting an anti-obscenity task force to fight the war against pornography. Yeah, apparently we have won the war against terrorism and nobody told us.
The FBI is recruiting an anti-obscenity task force to fight the war against pornography. How do you fight a war against pornography? You point your rifle and yell; “Come on out with your pants and your hands up.”
That time of year
You can really tell its Fall. Early in the morning the frost is beginning to form on Kate Moss’s nostrils.
Again, close shave
Gillette has a new razor that has five blades. Does anyone really need five blades? I mean besides Robin Williams.
Yuck
In an interview a while ago, Billy Bob Thornton said that having sex with Angelina Jolie was like having sex with the couch. At which point, the interviewer then asked for a towel to sit on.
Process of total elimination
Paris Hilton’s wedding has been called off. I heard it’s because the groom didn’t want to invite anyone to the wedding who had ever dated Paris and so, well, he couldn’t invite anybody.
We kid the Demi and the Kuch-man
Ashton Kucher, 27, and Demi Moore, 42, got married. The couple wrote their own vows. Well, Demi wrote her own vows, Ashton wrote his own vowels.
Ashton Kucher, 27, and Demi Moore, 42, got married. It was an interesting service, Ashton Kucker served as both the groom and the page boy.
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