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In an interview, Jose Conseco’s ex-wife said that, due to steroids, Jose Conseco has “tiny, shriveled testicles.” Jose better be careful, if this stuff keeps up, there’s a chance he might lose some of his dignity.
We gonna mo down the throw down tonightizzy, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers
Oh, now, it’s not that bad . . .
Doctors in New Hampshire had to call in a locksmith after a man came into the emergency room with his testicles locked in a padlock. Welcome to married life, pal.
Party on, dude
Doctors in New Hampshire had to call in a locksmith after a man came into the emergency room with his testicles locked in a padlock. Or as Ryan Seacrest calls that: Friday night.
Sure sign
In Cambodia, a couple with four kids discovered they are brother and sister. They became suspicious they might be brother and sister because all four kids were born playing banjos.
That explains it
In an interview, Jessica Simpson said her breasts are real; she said they should be real because they were real expensive.
Duh
In South Korea, a man played video games for 50 hours straight and then died of a heart attack. Well, it wasn’t really a heart attack, his brain was so fried it forget to tell his heart to beat.
Cracking down
Rafeal Palmiero is already back from his steroid suspension. Wow, that is some tough steroid policy major baseball has. What’s it called? Three Strikes and You Flout?
Since you asked:
Oh yes, oh yes, we gots us another harp gig tonight. Playing with a band called Railheads at the swanky Mira Mesa Inn. Come on by. And by swanky I mean dive bar. My kind of gig. Free booze, and I walk up and play in the third of four sets and take off. No set up, no tear down. Just heroic, you-know-whats-to-the-wall harp whalin’.
Yours truly is jammin’ on the following songs: Stormy Monday, Thrill is Gone, Pride and Joy, Statesborough Blues, Honky Tonk Woman, Roadhouse Blues, Crossroads, Mustang Sally and my patented blatant rip off of Little Walter’s “Juke.”
Chicks will dig us, dudes will want to be us.
Cue: “Beautiful Dreamer”
In an interview, Jose Conseco’s ex-wife said that, due to steroids, Jose Conseco has “tiny, shriveled testicles.” Jose better be careful, if this stuff keeps up, there’s a chance he might lose some of his dignity.
We gonna mo down the throw down tonightizzy, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers
Oh, now, it’s not that bad . . .
Doctors in New Hampshire had to call in a locksmith after a man came into the emergency room with his testicles locked in a padlock. Welcome to married life, pal.
Party on, dude
Doctors in New Hampshire had to call in a locksmith after a man came into the emergency room with his testicles locked in a padlock. Or as Ryan Seacrest calls that: Friday night.
Sure sign
In Cambodia, a couple with four kids discovered they are brother and sister. They became suspicious they might be brother and sister because all four kids were born playing banjos.
That explains it
In an interview, Jessica Simpson said her breasts are real; she said they should be real because they were real expensive.
Duh
In South Korea, a man played video games for 50 hours straight and then died of a heart attack. Well, it wasn’t really a heart attack, his brain was so fried it forget to tell his heart to beat.
Cracking down
Rafeal Palmiero is already back from his steroid suspension. Wow, that is some tough steroid policy major baseball has. What’s it called? Three Strikes and You Flout?
Since you asked:
Oh yes, oh yes, we gots us another harp gig tonight. Playing with a band called Railheads at the swanky Mira Mesa Inn. Come on by. And by swanky I mean dive bar. My kind of gig. Free booze, and I walk up and play in the third of four sets and take off. No set up, no tear down. Just heroic, you-know-whats-to-the-wall harp whalin’.
Yours truly is jammin’ on the following songs: Stormy Monday, Thrill is Gone, Pride and Joy, Statesborough Blues, Honky Tonk Woman, Roadhouse Blues, Crossroads, Mustang Sally and my patented blatant rip off of Little Walter’s “Juke.”
Chicks will dig us, dudes will want to be us.
Cue: “Beautiful Dreamer”
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