Oh, we bringin’ it. We bringin it ‘till we swingin’ it, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers
What a relief
Man it has been hot. Good thing there isn’t such a thing as global warming or I’d be worried.
It is so hot, NBC executives are taking a plunge along with their ratings.
Nanny goat
The Nanny with whom Jude Law had the affair told Briton’s “The Sunday Mirror” that sex with Jude Law was “mind-blowing.” Upon hearing that, Bill Clinton said; “Mind-blowing sex? Personally, I prefer that sex be conducted on a lower level.”
Ewww
“Bad News Bears” opened this weekend. It features little kids talking dirty, or as Michael Jackson calls it, the feel good movie of the year.
Go to the source
Lance Armstrong won his seventh Tour de France. During one stage, John Kerry rode in Armstrong’s car during the race. Kerry was there to serve as a consultant in case Armstrong had to back peddle.
Good tip
Lance Armstrong won his seventh Tour de France. During one stage, John Kerry rode in Armstrong’s car during the race. He was very helpful, Kerry told Armstrong: “When you’re in a race, don’t say you voted for the war in Iraq before you voted against it.”
First time for everything
Kevin Federline and Britney Spears appear in a pictorial in “Interview” magazine. One picture features Kevin Federline working for Britney as a butler. In addition, that’s the first time that the words working and Kevin Federline have ever appeared together.
Or, something like that
In London, US 400 world record holder Jeremy Weirner was upset by Britain’s Tim Benjamin by just over a tenth of a second, 44.75 to 44.86., To illustrate, a tenth of a second is the same time it takes for your boss to walk into your office after you’ve just unknowingly opened the most disgusting e-mail porn ever sent by your sick friend.
Seems like it
Despite a seven-game road trip losing streak, the San Diego Padres are still in first place by 2 ½ games in the NL West. No matter how bad they do, no matter how much they screw up, the Padres keep their lead; it’s almost like they’re running against the democrats.
Going into labor
Two labor groups have split from the labor union AFL-CIO. It was awkward, upon hearing this, President Bush said; “Labor groups are important. When Laura had the twins, we went to that Lamaze labor group.”
Upon hearing that, Mr. Britney Spears, Kevin Federline, asked; “What’s labor?”
Must see or we’ll get canned TV
To help sagging ratings, NBC announced the Matt LaBlanc show “Joey” will get a makeover. Yeah, apparently in the upcoming shows they are going to try and make it funny.
To help sagging ratings, NBC announced the Matt LaBlanc show “Joey” will get a makeover. Yeah, that should work. That’s like grabbing a tea cup to bail out the Titanic.
What a relief
Man it has been hot. Good thing there isn’t such a thing as global warming or I’d be worried.
It is so hot, NBC executives are taking a plunge along with their ratings.
Nanny goat
The Nanny with whom Jude Law had the affair told Briton’s “The Sunday Mirror” that sex with Jude Law was “mind-blowing.” Upon hearing that, Bill Clinton said; “Mind-blowing sex? Personally, I prefer that sex be conducted on a lower level.”
Ewww
“Bad News Bears” opened this weekend. It features little kids talking dirty, or as Michael Jackson calls it, the feel good movie of the year.
Go to the source
Lance Armstrong won his seventh Tour de France. During one stage, John Kerry rode in Armstrong’s car during the race. Kerry was there to serve as a consultant in case Armstrong had to back peddle.
Good tip
Lance Armstrong won his seventh Tour de France. During one stage, John Kerry rode in Armstrong’s car during the race. He was very helpful, Kerry told Armstrong: “When you’re in a race, don’t say you voted for the war in Iraq before you voted against it.”
First time for everything
Kevin Federline and Britney Spears appear in a pictorial in “Interview” magazine. One picture features Kevin Federline working for Britney as a butler. In addition, that’s the first time that the words working and Kevin Federline have ever appeared together.
Or, something like that
In London, US 400 world record holder Jeremy Weirner was upset by Britain’s Tim Benjamin by just over a tenth of a second, 44.75 to 44.86., To illustrate, a tenth of a second is the same time it takes for your boss to walk into your office after you’ve just unknowingly opened the most disgusting e-mail porn ever sent by your sick friend.
Seems like it
Despite a seven-game road trip losing streak, the San Diego Padres are still in first place by 2 ½ games in the NL West. No matter how bad they do, no matter how much they screw up, the Padres keep their lead; it’s almost like they’re running against the democrats.
Going into labor
Two labor groups have split from the labor union AFL-CIO. It was awkward, upon hearing this, President Bush said; “Labor groups are important. When Laura had the twins, we went to that Lamaze labor group.”
Upon hearing that, Mr. Britney Spears, Kevin Federline, asked; “What’s labor?”
Must see or we’ll get canned TV
To help sagging ratings, NBC announced the Matt LaBlanc show “Joey” will get a makeover. Yeah, apparently in the upcoming shows they are going to try and make it funny.
To help sagging ratings, NBC announced the Matt LaBlanc show “Joey” will get a makeover. Yeah, that should work. That’s like grabbing a tea cup to bail out the Titanic.
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