It did what it do when it do what it did, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers
Lay down the Law
Jude Law had to break up with his fiancé after he admitted sleeping with his child’s nanny. The Nanny claims she tried to resist, but you know how that goes: she fought the Law and Law won.
Big doings
This has been a big week for John Roberts; first he was nominated for the Supreme Court and today he won the Pat Sajak look-alike contest.
Can you blame him?
Colin Farrell is suing the distribution of a sex tape that shows him having sex for 17 minutes with a “Playboy” Playmate. If there was a tape of me having sex with a Playmate for 17 minutes, I’d also sue. I wouldn’t want it distributed by amateurs; I’d want it distributed by Universal Pictures.
We kid my birthplace of Kentucky
A new study ranks Kentucky as the country’s unhealthiest state because so many people in Kentucky smoke, drink too much, eat badly, and don’t exercise. No wonder they sleep with their relatives, their too out of shape to chase down anyone outside the family.
Or something like that
General William Westmoreland has passed away at the age of 91. However, using Westmoreland’s Vietnam era calculations, he was more like 145.
Good idea
Satellite TV is now available on cars. This is good. That way you can watch yourself on the news when they report on the car accident you caused while watching satellite TV instead of driving.
Anything but that
Michael Jackson says he wants to move to Berlin. Upon hearing this, Berlin invaded Poland again just to get away from Michael Jackson.
Terrell Owens, hallowed by thy name
Philadelphia Eagles receiver, Terrell Owens, said; “I can’t worry if people hate me, people used to hate on Jesus.” Well, he’s right to compare himself to Jesus. After all, wasn’t it Jesus who said; “Thou shalt not honor thy $49 million dollar contract”?
OK, can I just say, ewwww?
We have an update on that couple in England, where the 31-year-old man married the 70-year-old woman. They asked him if his bride wore panties on their honeymoon, he said; “Depends.”
No truth
There is no, repeat, no truth to the rumor that there is a cell-group Mexican version of al Qaeda: al Quesadilla.
Lay down the Law
Jude Law had to break up with his fiancé after he admitted sleeping with his child’s nanny. The Nanny claims she tried to resist, but you know how that goes: she fought the Law and Law won.
Big doings
This has been a big week for John Roberts; first he was nominated for the Supreme Court and today he won the Pat Sajak look-alike contest.
Can you blame him?
Colin Farrell is suing the distribution of a sex tape that shows him having sex for 17 minutes with a “Playboy” Playmate. If there was a tape of me having sex with a Playmate for 17 minutes, I’d also sue. I wouldn’t want it distributed by amateurs; I’d want it distributed by Universal Pictures.
We kid my birthplace of Kentucky
A new study ranks Kentucky as the country’s unhealthiest state because so many people in Kentucky smoke, drink too much, eat badly, and don’t exercise. No wonder they sleep with their relatives, their too out of shape to chase down anyone outside the family.
Or something like that
General William Westmoreland has passed away at the age of 91. However, using Westmoreland’s Vietnam era calculations, he was more like 145.
Good idea
Satellite TV is now available on cars. This is good. That way you can watch yourself on the news when they report on the car accident you caused while watching satellite TV instead of driving.
Anything but that
Michael Jackson says he wants to move to Berlin. Upon hearing this, Berlin invaded Poland again just to get away from Michael Jackson.
Terrell Owens, hallowed by thy name
Philadelphia Eagles receiver, Terrell Owens, said; “I can’t worry if people hate me, people used to hate on Jesus.” Well, he’s right to compare himself to Jesus. After all, wasn’t it Jesus who said; “Thou shalt not honor thy $49 million dollar contract”?
OK, can I just say, ewwww?
We have an update on that couple in England, where the 31-year-old man married the 70-year-old woman. They asked him if his bride wore panties on their honeymoon, he said; “Depends.”
No truth
There is no, repeat, no truth to the rumor that there is a cell-group Mexican version of al Qaeda: al Quesadilla.
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