This really just in:
George Steinbrenner’s Bellamy Road, the Kentucky Derby favorite who faded, has a leg injury and will miss the rest of the Triple Crown races. The trainer’s term for the non-serious injury is that Bellamy “popped a splint.” And here I didn’t think horses should be on Viagra.

This was kind of depressingMy TiVo Suggestions recorded an episode of “Jerry Springer” and a re-run of “Saved by the Bell.” Apparently my TiVo is under the impression I’m a moron on crystal meth.

Glad it's gone, and I'm not bitter
You know what show I don’t miss? “Last Comic Standing.” It was terrible. Here you had all of these alleged comedians going into a tiny enclosed booth to sit down and record their voting on camera and not one of them ever asked; “Where’s the toilet paper?”


Another old guy gettin' it done:

http://www.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/exclusives/music/ls_ex_music_robertplant.shtml