Snaps it back and hold it, one more time, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers

Apparently the NBA now stands for Now Beating Attendees.

There is new information that may help exonerate Indiana Paste’r, eh, Pacer Ron Artest. That beverage the fan threw? It turns out it was a Zima. No wonder Artest went crazy.

Or as I like to call him, Ron “Not the Sm” Artest.

There is just no excuse for an NBA player to hit a fan. That would never happen at a Clipper game. Just like with their shots, the Clippers couldn’t hit a fan either.