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The 57th Cannes Film Festival bestowed its Palme d’Or award on Michael Moore’s Fahrenheit 9/11. Did you see my man Michael Moore? He’s gotten pretty freakin' huge. In fact, he gains ten more pounds and Moore’s next movie is going to be titled; “Bathing with a Long Stick.”
I just had a brainstorm. OK, a minddrizzle
I think I just figured out whose voice John Kerry reminds me of: Lionel Barrymore’s Mr. Potter in “It’s a Wonderful Life.” Seriously, can’t you hear Kerry say; “Sentimental hogwash”?
The 57th Cannes Film Festival bestowed its Palme d’Or award on Michael Moore’s Fahrenheit 9/11. Did you see my man Michael Moore? He’s gotten pretty freakin' huge. In fact, he gains ten more pounds and Moore’s next movie is going to be titled; “Bathing with a Long Stick.”
I just had a brainstorm. OK, a minddrizzle
I think I just figured out whose voice John Kerry reminds me of: Lionel Barrymore’s Mr. Potter in “It’s a Wonderful Life.” Seriously, can’t you hear Kerry say; “Sentimental hogwash”?
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