Bobby, we wish we harldy knew yee
Former singer and full time felon Bobby Brown is back in court for domestic abuse charges. In equally shocking news, "Mens Fitness" magazine featured an article on how to get ripped abs.

Since you asked:
Derrick Lee just hit a Gwen Steffani (No Doubt) to give the Cubs a three run lead against the D-Backs at Wrigley. Speaking of that, god bless those wonderful Cubs fans. They are, no question, the best. But to you morons behind the plate at Wrigley Field, who wave to the camera while yammering on your cell phone? My word, you look like incredible schmucks:

"Derr, derr, duh, can you see me waving my hand? Herr, derr, duh, yep, yep, yep."

Speaking of Wrigley, we may have done ourselves a horrible disservice by naming yellow lab #2 Wrigley. See, we intended him to be named after the Cubs' field. Wrigley thinks he was named after the gum and, consequently, chews everything in sight. #1 Lab Kasey is doing fine, thank you. Lately, I've taken to calling her Bob Alou Bear (After Moises' mystery brother) in a baby talk voice so disgusting it would make a dead moose wretch.


Peace out. Slats, stay off the pole, Nugs, stay off the pipe. Word.