My Mistake

My very good friend and fellow former U.C. Santa Barbara Decathlete, Mark "O'Snickity Snake" (It's a long story) O'Connor, was nice enough to inform me that I misspelled Fallujah. For that I apologize. I hope the fine people of Fallujah can find it in their warm fuzzy hearts to forgive me. I ask them to note, however, that I did not spell it Fallujob, Phillatejoe B , Fellowlubjob, or by the name it will be known soon: Smoking Hole In The Frickin' Dirt . . . ahem, but I did write Fellujah, there just ain't no gettin' around that.

(Polite applause)

Apologies to Judge Roy Bean.