We flat out straight ballin' now, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers

Get it straight
I had a rough day. I was mugged. OK, I'm lying, I was walking Kevin Spacey's dog.

A bleeding Kevin Spacey told London police he was mugged and then admitted he lied. While walking his dog at four in the morning, Spacey said a young man stole his cell phone and Spacey tripped and hit his head in pursuit. Uh huh. And where was George Michael this happened?


What a pity
*The adult movie industry here in California, has been shut down due to a health scare. It's sad, all those actors who played pool cleaners and pizza delivery guys? Now they really are pool cleaners and pizza delivery guys.

What about "Seasons in the Sun?"
*Blender magazine has rated Jefferson Starship's We Built This City as the worst single ever in its list "The 50 Worst Songs Ever". Personally, I think it's shameful how they snubbed Celine Dion.

Cher is furious, she said "I have a dozen songs that are worse than that."

Tight Coverage
*Miami Beach police arrested New England Patriots cornerback Ty Law after a car chase and then a foot chase. It was easy for the cop to catch him, as a cornerback, Law saw the cop running and instinctively tried to stay tight on him for close coverage.

Geography lesson
King Abdullah of Jordan snubbed President Bush and abruptly cancelled their meeting for Wednesday. A defiant Bush said; "Who cares about some country named after a basketball player?"