Can I get an Amen Corner one time for our man "Lefty" Phil Mickelson, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers?

You gotta love the effort
"The Alamo" is a marketing nightmare. Disney is over-stocked with Davey Crocket coonskin caps, so they are going to cut off their tails and try and sell them as Donald Trump hairpieces.

A stretch in a couple of levels
The porn industry has shut down due to a couple adult film actors who contracted the HIV virus. Of course, calling porn performers actors is sort of like calling poker players athletes.


Let's keep the trend going
Sports fans are still talking about Phil Mickelson's great Masters win. That commercial free broadcast was amazing. Now all we have to do is get Martha Burke to boycott the NFL, the NBA and Major League Baseball.



Since you asked;
Today I got squatameech, I got fazool, I got badang, I got zilch, I got nada, I got zip, I got bubkis, I got, well, you got the idea what I got.

Any ideas for jokes? Let me know, 'cause I got nunca. Lexkase@san.rr.com.



P.S. Cubs win in an amazing game coming back to beat the Reds 11-10 with back-to-back homers in the bottom of the ninth by Sosa and Alou on a beautiful Chicago spring late afternoon. All that was missing was a a silhouette of a woman standing with a wide hat.